Am I totally illiterate?

The message queue appears to have become corrupted and was jamming up. I’m not sure what would have caused that, but probably it was someone who didn’t even have a penis being sold viagra. The amount of spam the poor e-mail servers in the world have to deal with these days is incredulous. Anyway, I…

I have reduced the prices for a Plus account today by 49p (85c US) to £2.50 for a month, £12.50 for six months (down by £2.49 ($4.40US)), and to £22.50 for a year (down by £4.49 ($7.90US)). If you’ve only just recently paid for a new subscription at the old price please mail me directly…

I’ve been getting paged regularly in the last week to alert me to the fact that the site is (once again) slowing down. Bah, I hate when that happens. Anyway, I’ve been looking through logs and checking the systems self diagnosis and it would appear as though, on occasions, the database has been spammed with…

As they say in the army. OK, the trial period failed. Basically because there’s only three of us, and we can’t keep up with whats going on where and we haven’t any intention of trying. We’re fed up of trying to mediate between parties when none of them are innocent. We can’t keep up with…

If you’re used to reading your comments and clicking the users name hotlink in order to send them an email you’ll be in for a surprise now as the system will instead take you to their diary. Assuming they’re an authenticated (ie, logged in) commenter. If they’re not you won’t get a hotlink at all…

An upgrade to the system broke the authentication system which DearDiary.Net uses and unfortunately took a lot longer to trace down than usual due to a complete lack of any error logging, coupled with a reboot attempt (which sometimes works but rarely!) totally failing because the server would not restart. The server restart issue has…