They are real. And I’ve managed to fall into one this morning… a bit of “science” for explanation. There are three clocks around me. And one has been reset with one hour shift from the others…of course, you understand this happened purely "by accident" and had got nothing to do with me being stupid and absent-minded yesterday’s evening and that I’ve done it with evil intentions to punish someone, and that that someone would be other then myself…but anyway…there are three clocks around me and one has been miss-set, miss-configured, tuned onto different time from the others…and from the real time for that matter…needless to say that this accidentally happened to be my waking alarm as well…
OK, now imagine this: the alarm rings, the person wakes up, climbs out of bed and navigates through the morning routine, while attempting to open eyes…kitchen – press the button- put the kettle on, bathroom – stretched hands, trying to find the running water by touch, back to the kitchen – coffee&toast routine…[~notice – still half-sleeping]…when the hb walks into kitchen and carefully asks “do you always wake up for work at 5:30 in the morning?” suddenly the routine is broken…WHAT???? Fleeting look in panic – one clock – 6 am; the other clock – 6 am…alarm – 7am!!! There has been definitely time distortion zone created somewhere in my house and I’ve got right in the middle of it! (of course we will not point fingers to say who exactly did set up the alarm with the wrong time the previous evening, we will just laugh and pretend it wasn’t me [~rolls eyes] and we will feel grateful for stopping us from actually driving to the office in the despicably early morning hour!)
Anyway, with such a weird start of my week I should expect all sorts of the supernatural happenings happening to me now…anything from Time Distortion to the Disappearance Of The Matter or UFO hanging down from my ceiling…
OK, now imagine this: the alarm rings, the person wakes up, climbs out of bed and navigates through the morning routine, while attempting to open eyes…kitchen – press the button- put the kettle on, bathroom – stretched hands, trying to find the running water by touch, back to the kitchen – coffee&toast routine…[~notice – still half-sleeping]…when the hb walks into kitchen and carefully asks “do you always wake up for work at 5:30 in the morning?” suddenly the routine is broken…WHAT???? Fleeting look in panic – one clock – 6 am; the other clock – 6 am…alarm – 7am!!! There has been definitely time distortion zone created somewhere in my house and I’ve got right in the middle of it! (of course we will not point fingers to say who exactly did set up the alarm with the wrong time the previous evening, we will just laugh and pretend it wasn’t me [~rolls eyes] and we will feel grateful for stopping us from actually driving to the office in the despicably early morning hour!)
Anyway, with such a weird start of my week I should expect all sorts of the supernatural happenings happening to me now…anything from Time Distortion to the Disappearance Of The Matter or UFO hanging down from my ceiling…