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“This Halloween I'd like to be weird and bizarre."
"That's easy. Just be yourself!"
OK, so it’s almost Halloween…and while this day doesn’t really mean anything to me, still it could be fun just to use it as an excuse to make something better then everydayness, eh? ;-) How about a little Halloween Pyjama’s Party*, girls? 
Like in old good times…we could just get together, tell spooky stories, suck a little blood of the male species and generally have an eerie fun…
So…don’t just stand in the doorway, looking weird and scary, put on your mask, come along, bring your own creepy story or a good (and decent!) joke, turn on your speakers to the matching song of warewolves thirsting after some virgin’s blood…(not really, but Meat Loaf does look like one of those warefolks anyway, besides I don’t know any other vampire party songs)
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Alternatively, just keep reading and enjoy the spirit**
THE PROS & CONS OF DATING A VAMPIRE
Pro
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Long relationships
Allowed to stay out late
Easy weight loss
Centuries of experience
Immune to all diseases
Always has amazing stamina
Loves neck nibbling
Rarely interested in arguing religion
Never comes home with garlic breath
Doesn't snore; sleeps like the dead
Con
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You always feel tired (loss of blood)
Kissing can be lethal
Monogamy is a problem
Always has cold feet and hands
Pet names that give you chills
Strange friends
Giggles at funerals
Hard to win an argument
May forget own strength
(creation is attributed to Pete Shipley)
* No, Halloween Pyjamas doesn’t mean -covered in blood with the enlarged canines and white face. Beware that your teeth may be confiscated on the door in case there's trouble.
** And if we’re gonna do it tonight, let’s do it Ghost-Style!
