Imagine your dentist…naked…now, that’s something rather refreshing view, isn’t it? It is amazing what length one can go (in one’s imagination, of course ;-) ) to fight that phobia of the Master of the Hollywood Smiles. So if you do, like myself, have a dentist on your Top Ten Scary Things list, you will understand it when I say that there is no easy way to ease the agony of sitting in that damned chair, having blinding flipping light right in your eyes and trying to smile with your mouth full of things you would never dream of being there…(personally I allow only few things into my mouth and tools of dentistry are not one of them)
The best advice in any painful situation in life is to try to think of something completely different then the pain. Whatever pleases your mind or amuses it. I found that it is difficult to think of green grass and bed of flowers with the annoying drill buzzing away at your ears…I dream of the future times when there will be no need in dentists at all. When we all will use some magic toothpaste which will do all the filling and root canal cleaning as needed…but for now I have to pay for all the sweets consumed and I am absolutely and totally horrified of the dentists.
But why should I, really? Imagine walking into the dentist’s office…and there is that gorgeous man in a sexy green top half-unbuttoned …and he smiles at you and invites you have a sit in this comfy leather chair…soft music's playing something jazzy and he gives you a glass of champagne, and takes your hand and holds it in his warm hands, gently stroking with his fingers the back of your palm…he then switched off the main lighting, leaving just the spot light and in that spotlight he performs a striptease for you…the champagne and music and the breathtaking view of a gorgeous male body, all make you close your eyes and fly away into your dreams, forgetting the reality…and he can drill, pull and fill whatever he likes then…Of course this might not work if you are the same gender with your dentist or if your orientation in this sense does not match with his. But it’s truly worth a try, for if not to take the pain out of the painful by definition things, but certainly to create few laughs about it… and that was exactly the whole point of all the above. Sometimes you just got to find a funny side of things that hurt...
The best advice in any painful situation in life is to try to think of something completely different then the pain. Whatever pleases your mind or amuses it. I found that it is difficult to think of green grass and bed of flowers with the annoying drill buzzing away at your ears…I dream of the future times when there will be no need in dentists at all. When we all will use some magic toothpaste which will do all the filling and root canal cleaning as needed…but for now I have to pay for all the sweets consumed and I am absolutely and totally horrified of the dentists.
But why should I, really? Imagine walking into the dentist’s office…and there is that gorgeous man in a sexy green top half-unbuttoned …and he smiles at you and invites you have a sit in this comfy leather chair…soft music's playing something jazzy and he gives you a glass of champagne, and takes your hand and holds it in his warm hands, gently stroking with his fingers the back of your palm…he then switched off the main lighting, leaving just the spot light and in that spotlight he performs a striptease for you…the champagne and music and the breathtaking view of a gorgeous male body, all make you close your eyes and fly away into your dreams, forgetting the reality…and he can drill, pull and fill whatever he likes then…Of course this might not work if you are the same gender with your dentist or if your orientation in this sense does not match with his. But it’s truly worth a try, for if not to take the pain out of the painful by definition things, but certainly to create few laughs about it… and that was exactly the whole point of all the above. Sometimes you just got to find a funny side of things that hurt...