Well, I went to Monster.com to look for a job.
I looked at a LOT of clerical jobs and then I typed in "writer".... just for fun.
This is what I found:
We are a rapidly expanding production company seeking both junior and senior Copywriters to work on new and existing projects which include:
Short Films
Mini-series
Documentaries
Commercials
Industrial Training Films
Qualified candidate must have strong writing skills and exhibit creativity while meeting tight deadlines.
Duties include meeting with the creative departments and ad agencies of existing clients to develop campaign goals, writing ad copy, and working with directors.
Senior Copywriters must have 3 to 5 years of copywriter experience in the above categories.
Junior copywriter must display a willingness to learn and take direction.
*I* can learn and take direction !! . . SO...
I emailed them my resume'. Now I feel kind of silly. But hey, you never know till you try.... ( I wonder if the psychiatric ward work experience in my resume' will catch their eye?)
Guess what's for dinner? Oven roasted potatoes with garlic and basil. Carbs? What carbs? I ain't afraid of no stinking carbs!!! Potato anyone? I found out that carbohydrates help elevate your mood. Anyone who has ever eaten a large brownie with chocolate frosting and a side of ice cream can tell you THAT...
Hub Man brought home a half dozen Krispy Kreme donuts last night. Now to make it APPEAR that we were actually eating breakfast, I made some scrambled eggs to go with the Krispy Kremes. . . And brought out the milk. After having a few bites of a chocolate one, I decided that when you eat a Krispy Kreme donut, it doesn't actually go into your stomach or anything like that. I don't think it ever makes it below your neck. I think it goes straight to the center of your brain and begins to agitate the sugar receptor lobe in an alarming way. This causes your right leg to begin to bounce uncontrollably. Shortly after this, you decide today is a good day to paint the house. Or clean out the garage, or, or, or weed the entire garden and harvest various and sundry vegetables.
I have just come in from the garden. I was weeding and cutting dead flowers and harvesting some garlic and all the rest of the potatoes. I dug about 15 pounds of them!