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Yetzirah

Dr. of Weblogology
Thu Sep 02 2004


I write for the Weblog Review, and after reviewing 45 blogs, and spending approximately 80-90 hours doing so, I am conferring upon myself the degree of Weblogologist.

Now that I have my degree, I have a few words to say about bloggers, blogging, and ancient Egyptian history, not necessarily in that order.

In my travels into the Blogosphere as it is affectionately called, I have run across plenty of (diaries, journals, weblogs) use your favored term, that are boring and filled with vapid, unimaginative self-absorption. But thankfully, there are plenty more, that have surprised me with their depth and/or humor.

I have encountered an astonishing number of really fine writers on the internet. Hilariously funny writers and profound writers. Regurgitators and original thinkers. Pot shot takers and rapier wits. Pompous know-it-alls and humble philosophers. They are all represented.

There seems to be no lack of people ready and willing to see the absurd in modern life in general and in their own silliness in particular. The relative anonymity of blogging makes for some wonderfully candid writing.

Many of these bloggers write more entertaining material than anything you might find in print. But here comes the conflicted part of my story. (You thought you were going to be spared this time didn’t you?) Well brace yourselves, it’s going to be a bumpy ride.

Why do people write? I mean just think, even way back in the mists of antiquity, Pharaohs had workers chisel out tall tales in stone so somebody would read it years hence, and read we did, big eyed guys wearing makeup, posing in skirts and all. We are gah gah for the stuff still. I see it on the Discovery Channel all the time.

Later on, people paid other people with better handwriting than themselves to write down their words on paper and roll it up so they could pass it around for people to read years hence, and read we did. Until someone decided to cut the sheets of paper and bind them into a book, (A brilliant idea that remains with us to this day) so that people could read it years hence.

Then came the printing press and things got a lot easier and faster, but as you know, there was always that element of exchange of money for recording your words for others to (you hoped) read years hence.

Publishing eventually became BIG business, and we had to go through the system of pitching our work to editors and get the approval of the people with the specialized equipment in order to get our work into print so a lot of people could read it. But this business became so bloated and self important and driven by profit, that even though the number of people actually writing expanded, only a trickle of what was written became available to the general public. While I know the publishers can’t print stuff for free, it has become a nightmare for even a very fine writer to get into print these days.

No matter how good you are, if you can’t talk someone into printing what you have written, you are not considered a writer. At best you are thought to have a nice little hobby. And people pat you on the head and send you and your ink stained fingers back to the attic. It’s as if the publishers somehow had a corner on the market of being the only ones qualified to hand out the coveted title of “Writer”.

This has always annoyed the dickens out of me, because I have known that I was a writer for a very long time. Though I have only had the courage to say it out loud these past few years after writing in my own blog day in and day out.

Now here I must say, that my Luddite self reveres the lovely ink on paper way of communication. And I would be a black liar if I did not admit that someday I want my words to be printed on creamy paper, bound up in leather, and schlepped around the world to be read by thousands. There will always be something about a book that is epitome of perfection. But until that day comes . . .

Enter stage right, The Internet.

It took us a while . . .( a certain number of hours of Tetris had to be played on computers until the paradigm shift occurred), but once blogging took hold, everything has changed.

What has happened of course is we have completely bypassed the publishing cartel and put our work “out there” free of charge. Well to be fair, most of us do pay the gate fees of internet access, but this does not stop anyone with access to a library from blogging and reading blogs free of charge.

So now, I am reading, on a daily basis, the work of writers as good as, or better than Erma Bombeck or Garrison Keillor. (Two of my heroes by the way). It’s true that we aren’t getting paid for our writing. And sometimes that sticks in your craw a bit. But on the other hand, we don’t have to contend with editors or profiteers or the politically correct police, or deadlines (unless self-imposed) or contracts that in the fine print say that you have to buy back any unsold copies of your book at such and such a price.

Now while I would not mind making a living by writing, I have become aware that the exchange of money does not a Writer make. The recording of words that others read and laugh at or learn from or ruminate on, does. And there is something extremely powerful about words that are shared freely. There is a purity about it that refreshes my “over pitched to” consumer’s psyche. I just hope that blogging continues to be a free enterprise and that the public discourse thrives. Where everyone has a place at the table and where your words can speak for themselves, without hindrance of middle men or gatekeepers.

It’s true, that in the blogging world we will have to wade through the mountains of what is written to find the good bits. But at least we get to choose who we think is worthy to be read. And that is a very good thing indeed.

Power to the People!

Blog On!


10 Comments
  • From:
    Monstergue (Legacy)
    On:
    Wed Sep 01 2004
    You have hit on THE question, ma'am. Why DO we write? We write because it is in us to write. I will never be a Faulkner, a Patricia Cornwell, nor even the food editor of the local joke we call a newspaper. To me that doesn't matter. What matters is simply that I do write. Most of what I write the public will never see but that is entirely fine with me. I have ignited the small flame in me to a full blaze. I like to write, I want to write, I NEED to write.

    I found this place some three years ago and it was like a void in my life had been filled. Here was this magical place where I could write and think out loud and where I could read the thoughts of some truly amazing people. This is like home to me.

    Ok, I prattled on a bit long there but you touched that nerve that necessitated a response ;)
  • From:
    Pragmatist (Legacy)
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    Wed Sep 01 2004
    Is it possible to read some of your critiques? Or is it private to the writer?

    I agree that it's difficult to be recognized as a writer. My grandson wants to be a writer, but his writings are so outre, I don't think there's going to be much of a market. Maybe he could get started in sci-fi, but that's a limited market, too.

    Anyway, blog on!

    Shalom

  • From:
    Yetzirah (Legacy)
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    Wed Sep 01 2004
    RYQ: Just go to Weblog Review (the link is on my diary to the left there in the menu) The current review is listed on the front page. I am there about every other review. OR you can click on the Review Staff link and if you go to my name, it will open to all the reviews I have written. If you click on the name of the weblog that is being reviewed it takes you to their site so you can read it for yourself and see if I am full of hot air or a literary genius!


  • From:
    Ichandra (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Sep 02 2004
    wow the last time i looked i think you had 30 reviewed oh la la i will have to look again at a couple that fred sez was really something
    in the future i think there will be other categories for blogs now there is so much diversity swept up in the word blog
    here is a professional cartoonist that displays his work fred sez
    then there is that lady that makes the comparisons between japanese and american culture
    and political humorists
    and in the middle of all this here is someone that just wants to scribble a few words to vent
    and on and on
    it is weird to have all this going on under one category called blogs
    anyway weblog review is a cool site because i think that for the most part the people that submit their blogs have taken alot of time to be artsy about their presentations so that makes it cool reading
    well happy moonwalking mon amie a la prochaine
    and i would like to add that i do prefer the real moon to nasa's astronomy picture of the day but that is where you will find out all about saturns shadow to reply to your comment
    it is safe exploration anyway ha ha
    ps nature is highly communicative so we are just following suit by writing
  • From:
    Ichandra (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Sep 02 2004
    ps mon amie you are a wonderful writer i enjoy your reviews thankyou for the greatest show on earth everyones life displayed mon petit gateau geek
    i just wish everyone could get straight 5's though and i wish everyone could go to the olympics and get a gold for just showing ha ha because we all deserve it mon amie we are all dying superstars ha ha a la prochaine mon amie
    you are fun and profound at the same time
  • From:
    InStitches (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Sep 02 2004
    Congratulations on your newly confered degree madame Weblogologist. *bows deeply*

    What's sad is that so much of what is deemed worthy of the printed page is not really all that good. You would think for such an exclusive club, the works would at least be worth the cost of the ink. I guess it pays to have a good agent. Now isn't that a sorry state of affairs?

    Now if I could only find a way to curl up in bed with my computer.....
  • From:
    SuperSteve (Unauthenticated) (Legacy)
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    Thu Sep 02 2004
    I believe I write in my blog to make the world seem like it's a much smaller place for me. I have readers from all corners of the globe and just knowing that all these folks come together for one common puropse - reading my drivel - is kind of, well... cool.

    Besides, it keeps me from talking to myself so much. =)
  • From:
    Ichandra (Legacy)
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    Thu Sep 02 2004
    in coming back to this entry today i have to say this is very beautiful writing yetzirah a very beautiful post i get so much inspiration from this journal
    a la prochaine mon amie
  • From:
    Fairywishes (Legacy)
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    Thu Sep 02 2004
    For me, writing on here is about community and support and 'speaking' as I never do in real life.


    review on... I found Birdie The Avon Lady through your reviewing, her writing is fab, I feel like I have my own *free* author

    x

  • From:
    Bookworm (Legacy)
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    Sun Sep 05 2004
    This was a really encouraging entry, thanks. ;-)