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What You Get When I Have Been At Work All Day. . .
Mon Apr 03 2006

I could whine about the weather.
I could gripe about the cold.
I could talk about my cookie jar.
(Wouldn't THAT be bold?)

It's a blogger's constant worry.
What shall I write today?
I think my nightmare just came true.
I've got nothing left to say!

[album 65561 GoofyHen2.JPG]

"Well, now that we
have THAT out of the way...
When's the last time
you cleaned under that
refrigerator there cupcake?"

14 Comments
  • From:
    Pragmatist (Legacy)
    On:
    Mon Apr 03 2006
    Tell the Little Red Hen to snap her beak. Moving the fridge is a MAN'S job.

    Shalom
  • From:
    InStitches (Legacy)
    On:
    Mon Apr 03 2006
    Dear LRH,

    One would think if the manufacturers of refrigerators had intended us to clean under them they would have have left enough room for a mop to fit under them. This notion that wheels would make them easy to slide out and back in is pure fantasy. Moving a refrigerator is like trying to wrestle a bear only with less to grab hold of. It is my less than humble opinion that such tasks should wait until husbands or other hunky men folk are availabe to do the wrestling.

    Y would perhaps be better served were she to bake cookies; cookie bribery can get you all sorts of things....the right cookie might even persuade him to do the mopping after he has pulled out the frig. :)

    Sincerly,
    InStitches
  • From:
    Mamallama (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue Apr 04 2006
    Ditto to Pragmatist and InStitches. It is definately a man's job, you cheeky bird.
  • From:
    Beejae (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue Apr 04 2006
    I last cleaned under the fridge two months ago when it was being replaced after having caught fire and then had an extinguisher emptied on it.
    bj
  • From:
    Welshamethyst (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue Apr 04 2006
    ahhhhheemmmmm. You DID just say something. You stated that you were too tired to worry about what to write, did you not?

    Hugs
  • From:
    Allimom (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue Apr 04 2006
    I can say that the tasks of cleaning behind and under the fridge, stove & dishwasher is about as easy as herding cats. Due to that, it doesn't get done much at my house.
    That being said... the boys are getting old enough to wrestle the buggers out so they can be cleaned behind/under, so it might get done more often!
    Alli
  • From:
    Welshamethyst (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue Apr 04 2006
    P.S. we're supposed to clean under the fridge?????????? Who started THAT rule??? I want them flogged immediately!!!!!!
  • From:
    Beejae (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue Apr 04 2006
    Listen closely. The only time I have ever cleaned under the fridge was when I had military inspections (they're odd lil fuckers) and when I had an entire can of fire extinguisher sprayed behind it. That was for my health as I kept somehow inhaling all of that dust. Phoenix and my cigarettes have enopugh irritants in the air to not add to them. You don't have to do it. In fact I forbid you too unless there are extenuating circumstances. Such as the above listed.
    bj
  • From:
    Dustbunny3 (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue Apr 04 2006
    HUM would you beleive we cleaned under the burgger today!!! Didn't pull the burgger out as have two things that do the job well that attacth to VAC.
  • From:
    Dananarama (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue Apr 04 2006
    Ha ha! You should have seen how many drama's mum and I had trying to find these roller skate type things that sit under your fridge to allow free rolling of the fridge whenever you please (perfect for the freaks who clean under their fridge more often that when they move house ;P)

    No one in any hardware store knew what we were on about and when we finally did find them ourselves, the package on the box called them exactly what we had been asking for!
  • From:
    Bookworm (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue Apr 04 2006
    Lol, your entries can always make me smile. ;-)
  • From:
    Calichef (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue Apr 04 2006
    *blink, blink, blink*

    Cleaning UNDER the fridge? Are you sure you are supposed to do that? ;-)

    It does make me wonder though... How many milk jug rings have the cats batted under there over the years?

    I'll let you know when the mountain of milk jug rings becomes so large that it starts lifting the fridge off the floor.

    ~Cali
  • From:
    Camomille (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue Apr 04 2006
    So you got me curious, what does the cookie jar look like? Pottery? Like a chicken perchance? What does it have in it?
  • From:
    Razzenne (Legacy)
    On:
    Mon Apr 17 2006
    little red it is true cleaning up under the refrigerator is like cleaning your words up and saying nothing that is the only way we can be pure