D'vorahDavida
Yetzirah

Beyond The Blue Horizon
Tue Apr 01 2008



So I promise you, I tried.

I really tried hard to take a clear picture of one of the dozens of infant peaches on our tree.

I took a BUNCH of shots, I'm talkin' 20 or more, none of which turned out right. I'm stumped as to the reason, because I know the camera is working just fine for other things....

As evidence,

take a gander at this:


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I will have to work with it some more to see what my goof up is. Reading the manual didn't help. (Yes I am one of THOSE people who read the stinking manual.)

I have packed my bags today. And in theory I am heading out in the morning to go to Ohio to visit the parental units. I say theory, because I have no idea if they will let me through security with all the crap I have stuffed in my daypack.

I am absolutely terrified that I will not have enough to keep me occupied while airborn. During said airborness, I am in a constant low grade state of anxiety. I'm not exactly afraid to fly. But I can't say that I'm having the time of my life either.

I cope.

And how I cope is to take the following kinds of things with me....

I have sudoku puzzles and crosswords. I have two small knitting projects. [In case one of them stops producing sufficient distraction.] I'm taking bamboo needles by the way. I looked it up on the TSA list and knitting needles are allowed. I printed out the information and I'm taking it with me, just in case I have to make my.... um... case. I'm going to find a magazine at the airport. I have the camera, the Zune, my cell phone, my journal, ID, money and ticket.... plus this BAG of food. My other terror is the one of not having enough food for the day. My airline tickets do not include any kind of actual meal... this in itself is an alarming situation. Therefore I have packed a ziplock with cashews, peanut m&ms, cheese cubes, crackers, dried fruit and Zone bars. Oh yeah, and an apple.

I have a self addressed padded envelope with stamps to stuff things into if they veto anything.

Me, I just want to keep from starving to death, and arriving with my sanity intact.

Seems simple enough.

I hope the security people see the importance of keeping me calm on the airplane.

If they only knew.

If I don't have enough to do, I may break out into 99 bottles of beer on the wing, 99 bottles of beer. . . . or some other socially unacceptable behavior.

Just think, I might get to know a Sky Marshal in person!!

Wow.

(I think I'll stay home.)

Great!

Next entry, God willing, will be from the other side of the country.


5 Comments
  • From:
    Dustbunny3 (Legacy)
    On:
    Wed Apr 02 2008
    Hard to believe this is from a Red Hen who wondered why the parents hate the Air flights of today. HUMmmmm . There was a time it was not so stressfull and it was friendly . AH the good old days. I will be there if I don't get lost for the change the stupid Port of Columbus terminal daily . Hoak who drives MsDaisy .
  • From:
    Mamallama (Legacy)
    On:
    Wed Apr 02 2008
    Your parents have got to be soooooo excited you're coming!
    Give them hugs from us.
    *waves with hankie in hand*
    Hugs, Tiggs
  • From:
    Pragmatist (Legacy)
    On:
    Wed Apr 02 2008
    As for the food, I think you have that covered. Glad to know the bamboo knitting needles will past muster. You will have to take off your shoes, so maybe you'd like to tuck a pair of slippers in the bag?

    Any layovers?

    I could wish you a good trip, but considering your attitude toward flying. . .well, I guess I should assure you Good Trip. It will be good, and you won't have to jump out while up in the blue yonder.

    Have fun, and tell your folks Hi from me.


    Bless
  • From:
    Waterspriteflying (Legacy)
    On:
    Wed Apr 02 2008
    Oh my goodness, you pack like me! Or I pack like you. Anything to stay occupied, anything.

    Hope your trips to and from, and your stay, are all lovely.

    RYC: Well, you could say, technically, that it wasn't an actual book, but a hardcover catalog. Does that take it out of sacred territory? I don't want to distress another bibliophile, truly!

    Hugs,
    Ani
  • From:
    AQuietEvening (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Apr 03 2008
    haha! You pack like me... right down to the sudoku puzzles. I would be sufficiently happy and occupied if our bags were switched at the airport.

    Happy traveling!