1. (In my family tree, we have Ampersands. We don't talk about it much.)
2. (I have never understood people's attraction to Woody Allen movies.)
3. (My mother's maiden name was Plethora. Isn't that a lovely word?)
4. (Some days I wish I were brackets. So forceful looking....)
5. (I actually have a very high I.Q.)
6. (I'm afraid of cheesecake.)
7. (The Red Hen and I take tea every afternoon in the covered gazebo in her hen yard.)
8. (At a certain point in my life I was addicted to Barbara Cartland romances. I sought professional help.)
9. (I remember when computer screens were blue with white letters. I looked really good on blue.....)
10. (Diagramming sentences is my passion.)
11. (I can balance a spoon on my nose.)
12. (24 Things is a lot of things.)
13. (Is it just me or does Barbara Walters creep you out?)
14. (My favorite food is: ((May contain peanuts)).)
15. (I rather enjoy fame.)
16. (I used to work in a government office. I couldn't take the pressure. Too many sloppy typists.)
17. (Air Freshener makes me sneeze uncontrollably.)
18. (I have a dream to one day drive route 66 and stop at every cheesy roadside attraction along the way.)
19. (I have never been to North Dakota.)
Who has?
(Hey! I didn't mess around with YOUR 24 things!)
I just thought I would let you see what it feels like to be me.
(Fine, you made your point. Move on.)
Oh I haven't BEGUN to make my point. But I'll move on. I have manners.
(Sigh. Where was I?)
Number 20.
(There's the door....)
Fine, fine, I'm going.
20. (You have NO idea what it is like to be me.)
21. (I have pierced ears.)
22. (I can make a mean pot of chili.)
23. (There are too many animals living in this house right now.)
24. (She Who Must Not Be Named can't spell worth beans and if it wasn't for spell checker you would be shocked beyond belief. Trust me. I know.)
2. (I have never understood people's attraction to Woody Allen movies.)
3. (My mother's maiden name was Plethora. Isn't that a lovely word?)
4. (Some days I wish I were brackets. So forceful looking....)
5. (I actually have a very high I.Q.)
6. (I'm afraid of cheesecake.)
7. (The Red Hen and I take tea every afternoon in the covered gazebo in her hen yard.)
8. (At a certain point in my life I was addicted to Barbara Cartland romances. I sought professional help.)
9. (I remember when computer screens were blue with white letters. I looked really good on blue.....)
10. (Diagramming sentences is my passion.)
11. (I can balance a spoon on my nose.)
12. (24 Things is a lot of things.)
13. (Is it just me or does Barbara Walters creep you out?)
14. (My favorite food is: ((May contain peanuts)).)
15. (I rather enjoy fame.)
16. (I used to work in a government office. I couldn't take the pressure. Too many sloppy typists.)
17. (Air Freshener makes me sneeze uncontrollably.)
18. (I have a dream to one day drive route 66 and stop at every cheesy roadside attraction along the way.)
19. (I have never been to North Dakota.)
Who has?
(Hey! I didn't mess around with YOUR 24 things!)
I just thought I would let you see what it feels like to be me.
(Fine, you made your point. Move on.)
Oh I haven't BEGUN to make my point. But I'll move on. I have manners.
(Sigh. Where was I?)
Number 20.
(There's the door....)
Fine, fine, I'm going.
20. (You have NO idea what it is like to be me.)
21. (I have pierced ears.)
22. (I can make a mean pot of chili.)
23. (There are too many animals living in this house right now.)
24. (She Who Must Not Be Named can't spell worth beans and if it wasn't for spell checker you would be shocked beyond belief. Trust me. I know.)