One wonders.
From time to time.
About one's own sanity.
Just where one would fall in a bona fide sanity test…..
administered by a bespectacled, lab coated, pocket protector wearing, clipboard holding, government issued black retractable pen wielding, technician of "Not Crazy".
Would there be refreshments after the test?
Tea?
Cookies?
Brownies with frosting?
Would you get a nice lie down afterwards on a soft couch with a warm blankie?
(Your score is dropping with every word you utter.)
You think so?
(Show the people what you have been doing.)
Well I think I might have a little problem and I'm more than a tad nervous about it.
(As well you should be.)
That's not very reassuring.
(Go ahead, show them.)
Oh all right. But I want brownies with frosting afterwards.
(I'm not promising anything.)
(Do you see anything odd about what you have done?)
Yes.
(What is that?)
There should be two more of them and it would make a nice square pattern.
(Your score is getting lower with every word you utter.)
Okay. I'll shut up now.
(Good idea.)
I LIKE the little chickens.
I want MORE chickens.
I want an orange chicken and a brown chicken!
I think () should shut up his poopy mouth and go eat a bug!
And we should have brownies with frosting right NOW!
Me too! I'll heat up the oven, you get the cocoa.
Sanity is highly overrated anyway.
(Do you see anything odd about what you have done?)
Yes.
(What is that?)
There should be two more of them and it would make a nice square pattern.
(Your score is getting lower with every word you utter.)
Okay. I'll shut up now.
(Good idea.)
I LIKE the little chickens.
I want MORE chickens.
I want an orange chicken and a brown chicken!
I think () should shut up his poopy mouth and go eat a bug!
And we should have brownies with frosting right NOW!
Me too! I'll heat up the oven, you get the cocoa.
Sanity is highly overrated anyway.