D'vorahDavida
Yetzirah

What's On The Farm Table - May
Mon May 02 2016

  Well, the party is over around the homestead today. It's back to work. Laundry is hanging on the line, I've tidied up my paperwork, straightened up the pantry, and now that Passover has... well.... passed over, I can eat bread again. The butter is softening on the counter, ready for a nice slice of heel. But first we have to get this dough into the oven. That's four loaves right there. DSC01229 I wish you could hear the sound of the wild canary that is singing just outside the window. I THINK he and his mate are building a nest in a hole in the eave. We'll see. (I feel duty bound to inform your readership that you do NOT live on a farm. You only WISH you lived on a farm. Those are two distinctly different things. Fess up now.) I fess. And no fresh bread for you. (....... well.... there's a farm within a three mile radius. That MIGHT qualify.... is that the bread you make with freshly ground wheat?) Yep. And it's too late. You are off the list. (But you know the aphorism... 'If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride' don't you? I have to tell the truth. I can't help myself!) There are more things in heaven and earth, (), Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.   LIttle Red Lecture Oh for pity's sake. Give him a piece of bread so he'll shut up. You two are giving me a headache. Little Miss Sunshine1 I want HONEY on MY bread, not butter!   Sigh. I think I'm going back up to the creek.     lime-wild            
3 Comments
  • From:
    Cheryl T (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue May 03 2016
    LOL!
  • From:
    Annemieke (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue May 03 2016
    From Merriam-Webster dictionary. The definition for farm is "a piece of land used for growing crops or raising animals." I think you have that covered. And I'd prefer butter on my heel please!
  • From:
    Mamallama (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu May 05 2016
    I'd like butter, too please! Farm? Sounds more like a zoo! lol