Websters.
Surreal:
Fantastical imagery, and incongruous juxtapositions, of a dreamlike quality.
Alternatively:
What emerges from the dye pot belonging to the Alchemist of Heartwood Cottage of a Sunday afternoon.
(That's Dillweed to you Cupcake. Alchemist my left curvature.)
Zip it Wing Nut.
The wizard has the floor.
