D'vorahDavida
Yetzirah

Odocoileus Hemionus Columbianus*
Mon Mar 09 2020

*Blacktail Deer.

Today I had to call S. on the phone so I could whimper about something that happened down by the pond. I needed an understanding ear for a few minutes.

I had planted three things near the puddle on Friday. A small lavender plant, chocolate mint, and some thyme. All things that I was almost certain the deer wouldn't care to eat.

Turns out I was wrong on ALL counts. The lavender plant is completely gone. The thyme eaten by half. And the chocolate mint chewed to ground level. [I have hopes that it will recover.... because I'm a damn fool optimist.]

I was so gobsmacked by this extremely unlikely turn of events, that I was questioning my will to live.

Good thing we have friends at these crucial moments!

At the end of the conversation, I determined not to plant anything else outside the fenced garden area until there are lots of other things for the deer to eat. I think right now because we have such an overpopulation of them, they are desperate for food of any kind and they are eating things they would never touch ordinarily.

This depressing turn of events makes me think that we really DO need a dog around the homestead. But I just don't feel up to the commitment right now. Though I did tell a friend the other day that if one accidentally shows up by serendipity, I would most likely rise to the occasion and take it in. But I'm not looking. I'm not. Looking.

After the phone call, I decided to do the next thing on my list with the pond that did not involve planting. I dug a small trench around the east side of it because I had an idea.

My brother came over with his pickup and we drove up the mountain a ways to a cut bank and gathered many buckets of decomposed granite sand. We put a few buckets of it in the chicken run to fill up some holes that they had dug near the steps of the coop that were dangerous to walk around. The rest went to fill up my trench.

I'm not going to plant anything on this side as I suppose the deer and other creatures will be drinking out of it and I didn't want it to turn into a muddy mess.

Even though I am not finished yet, I'm going to put a 'before' picture here to show how different things are since I began this insane project.

Frankly, I cannot believe I was brave enough to tackle this mess. Truly.

(Are you sure brave is the proper choice of words to describe what you've done?)

Perhaps not.

But I'm going with it for now. In SPITE of the ding dang deer. :-(

9 Comments
  • From:
    Carol (Legacy)
    On:
    Mon Mar 09 2020
    Unbelievable, who could have imagined!?! How about a big thorny cactus!
  • From:
    Cheryl Taylor (Legacy)
    On:
    Mon Mar 09 2020
    We have that issue here, as you know. I have been told by landscape gardeners that deer will eat any plant fresh out of the nursery because they can smell the rich nitrogen in the plants from the fertilizers they use. We have to put a cage around things here for awhile until they 'harden off.'
    • From:
      Yetzirah (Legacy)
      On:
      Mon Mar 09 2020
      Well.... THAT makes a lot of sense. And gives me hope that I will eventually be able to get some plants established there. Thanks for the information!
  • From:
    FutureCat (Legacy)
    On:
    Mon Mar 09 2020
    Having deer wandering through your yard still sounds magical to me. Although I'm not sure it would make up for the loss of all your plants!
  • From:
    Tawny (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue Mar 10 2020
    Your middle son says it might be a wabbit 🧐
    • From:
      Yetzirah (Legacy)
      On:
      Tue Mar 10 2020
      He could be wight! :-)))
  • From:
    Teresa Auldridge (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue Mar 10 2020
    My mom fought white-tailed deer for 59 years at their homestead in Ohio. After years of home-remedies and garden supply store suggestions, she ended up with a repellent called "Liquid Fence". I'm not sure what was in it (smelled like it came from somewhere in the bowels of who-knows-what) but the fragrance kept all hungry critters with a sense of smell away for several days at a time. She would spray it at dusk or after everyone had gone inside from the deck for the night. It worked. They are also God's creatures but there would be as many as 8 at a time in their backyard, looking for snacks...... so they were not welcome guests! Wishing you well. I'm enjoying following the progress of your project.
  • From:
    Mamallama (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue Mar 10 2020
    :(
  • From:
    Sharon C. (Legacy)
    On:
    Mon Mar 30 2020
    I have, always had good luck with the original Irish Spring soap. Jeeps them away from my Hosta.