Ok, so now is a good time for all my challenges to be ended. Finished. Completed. Be gone. You hear me, challenges? And I mean it. Enough. I have enough. As in "too much for too short period of time", too densely. Starting from last Wednesday and finishing this Wednesday, I pronounce my official Obnoxious Week to be O-V-E-R.
Honestly, it is quite enough to have perfect plans ruined by the capricious server, weekend ruined by unexpected circumstance, Monday ruined by the inopportunely office move and finally Tuesday ruined by the horror of anticipated pain, which didn’t even live up to expectations and wasn’t even painful at all, completely disappointing to my best intentions to play a nervous wreck to my best abilities. [~wistfully rolls eyes: I could’ve been so good in this!]
So I looked through the pages of my imaginary personal planner and found nothing else on the agenda so far. That’s good. That means that I can finally relax and dedicate my time to actually living that thing called life. (or it could simply mean that I've forgotten something very important)
So, tomorrow, I am gonna start doing just that. I’m going to take up somebody’s advice and start converting my new office-gym into The Most Visited Building in my compound. Every corner is going to be transformed into a Useful Space. The closest one to my desk is gonna be a sauna, of course (what else can beat a steam room after hard working hours…hmmm...maybe even during hard working hours…or instead of them…) next corner will be a cafeteria with the widest selection of all sorts of…coffee. (well, the license for serving alcohols would’ve been too expensive in this place, I’ve got to be practical here) besides, nobody around me drinks anything apart from coffee anyway – research your potential clients – that’s a good marketing, right? I won’t put in a salon with beautician as been suggested, as I’ve thought this over and made an executive decision that I’m beautiful enough without this kind of things. (partly this decision has been based on the fact that I’ve never attended beautician’s and still am ok, see?
) Suggested Fitness centre - I’m going to give it a miss as well – as our management has cleverly decided to put computer department on a top floor of the building, there will be plenty of heavy lifting and carrying to train those muscles, especially, when the elevator won’t be operational (like it happened on Monday)…and as for suggested library…well, you see, we are department that serves libraries…it won’t be wise to have a library inside of a…library…But still I believe that if we manage to organise at least sauna and cafeteria, that would make all the difference in the middle of our forsaken forest of industrial estate. We can even hire a Little Red Ridinghood to work in our reception to attract more visitors…anyone for the job? – send in your applications 
Honestly, it is quite enough to have perfect plans ruined by the capricious server, weekend ruined by unexpected circumstance, Monday ruined by the inopportunely office move and finally Tuesday ruined by the horror of anticipated pain, which didn’t even live up to expectations and wasn’t even painful at all, completely disappointing to my best intentions to play a nervous wreck to my best abilities. [~wistfully rolls eyes: I could’ve been so good in this!]
So I looked through the pages of my imaginary personal planner and found nothing else on the agenda so far. That’s good. That means that I can finally relax and dedicate my time to actually living that thing called life. (or it could simply mean that I've forgotten something very important)
So, tomorrow, I am gonna start doing just that. I’m going to take up somebody’s advice and start converting my new office-gym into The Most Visited Building in my compound. Every corner is going to be transformed into a Useful Space. The closest one to my desk is gonna be a sauna, of course (what else can beat a steam room after hard working hours…hmmm...maybe even during hard working hours…or instead of them…) next corner will be a cafeteria with the widest selection of all sorts of…coffee. (well, the license for serving alcohols would’ve been too expensive in this place, I’ve got to be practical here) besides, nobody around me drinks anything apart from coffee anyway – research your potential clients – that’s a good marketing, right? I won’t put in a salon with beautician as been suggested, as I’ve thought this over and made an executive decision that I’m beautiful enough without this kind of things. (partly this decision has been based on the fact that I’ve never attended beautician’s and still am ok, see?
) Suggested Fitness centre - I’m going to give it a miss as well – as our management has cleverly decided to put computer department on a top floor of the building, there will be plenty of heavy lifting and carrying to train those muscles, especially, when the elevator won’t be operational (like it happened on Monday)…and as for suggested library…well, you see, we are department that serves libraries…it won’t be wise to have a library inside of a…library…But still I believe that if we manage to organise at least sauna and cafeteria, that would make all the difference in the middle of our forsaken forest of industrial estate. We can even hire a Little Red Ridinghood to work in our reception to attract more visitors…anyone for the job? – send in your applications