Bunnies, Zombies, Microsoft. Almost Easter Entry.
Thu Apr 13 2006

We always have to make a choice. Choices of various scales and consequences. How well we manage to make them? How to tell if what you chose, is the right thing? You can never tell, for you can never try the other one to compare. I believe choices are the hardest labor of human mind. Sometimes it feels that the best choice would be  deliberately refuse to see alternatives. Being unaware of what "what if" helps to move forward with confidence. 

Decisions…decisions…it’s always a choice to make, eh? As a Windows administrator I’m officially entitled to hate Microsoft. And I do. I really do. Easter gift from Mr Gates – critical security updates on the last day before the holiday. So you’ve got a choice – to risk security and leave server update until after Easter break or to risk your Easter break and press the “red” reboot button. Risk involved because with Microsoft you never know what next system patch is going to break. So if it does break something, my Easter bunnies will be hopping around in a server room…on the other hand, maybe it is because I’m a woman, I don’t do decision making very well. I doubt, hesitate, re-think over and over again, until it’ll be too late…men are different, I believe. They just said: “go for it” and switched the server off before I managed to find out if we’ve got recent decent backup…anyway, that was Easter Office Rant, just to heat things up a bit for the holiday mood. For the weather refused to do so. And the sun which was here only two days ago has now moved out to undeclared destination. So we might even cancel our plan to go to Avebury this weekend. And I was so looking forward to it – we haven’t touched those ancient stones for the whole long winter! 

From the other hand – this might be the last opportunity to have a truly relaxing break, as the summer is coming and I envisage him to be madly busy, as always…sometimes it feels that I already dream of Autumn to come! But today it is still Easter, isn’t it? So I’ve treated me with Easter egg – kinder surprise, of course! If I define Easter as the time when we get to open kinder surprise eggs, then for me there will be Easter at least twice a month! I’ve got a collection of toys living on top of one of my servers. And I must say it’s one happy crowd on there! 



But today my Easter egg disappointed me. I’ve got…Zombi from Monster Hotel series! Not exactly Easter Bunny, huh? I’m sulking and contemplating an idea of banning kinder surprises in this office…for a week or so…

Anyway, back to the Easter…you know, what I’ve noticed: some kid’s poetry could be so cruel, just like chiller, really. I remember how in my childhood certain verses would frighten us, especially, when being read by some mean adult with a specific eerie voice…anyway, I totally convinced that kid’s poetry should be nice and clean and funny, and soft, cuddly and giggly. But you try to find a cute Easter poem out there and what would come up first? A bunny eating horror! 

Chocolate Easter bunny In a jelly bean nest,
I'm saving you for very last Because I love you best.
I'll only take a nibble From the tip of your ear
And one bite from the other side So that you won't look queer.
Yum, your'e so delicious! I didn't mean to eat
Your chocolate tail till Tuesday. Ooops! There go your feet!
I wonder how your back tastes With all that chocolate hair.
I never thought your tummy Was only filled with air!
Chocolate Easter bunny In a jelly bean nest,
I'm saving you for very last Because I love you best. 

I mean – does anybody analyze what’s going into our kid’s ears? I believe some Freudians would find masses of odd stuff in it. Anyway, instead of bright and sunny easter entry all I’ve managed so far was –rant rant rant..rant about work, rant about eggs, rant about poetry…I think, now it is a good time to compensate this by a good wish of Happy Easter Holiday to all! Keep your eggs rolling!
5 Comments
  • From:
    MadMegan (Legacy)
    On:
    Sat Apr 15 2006
    Oh aren't you so funny!

    It's a good thing there are no holodecks.
    I would probably be in holo rehab right now if there were...


    (I like the little blue blender toy in the back row)

    :-)

  • From:
    Dreamerbooks2003 (Legacy)
    On:
    Mon Apr 17 2006
    oh my.... Toys are good.. I didn't even do Easter..
    I did make some pastries.. Oh they were good
    they are these yeast rolls.. really sticky dough that you can't even touch.. just have to cut in butter then add the warm milk and yeast along with 4 egg yolks.... ( keep whites) and let it sit.. or raise.. for hours.. then separate into 3, 9 X 7 inch rectangles.. then cut nine one inch strips. attach ends.. *(so it is now a circle. then twist into a figure 8 and put on a greased tray.. *cookie sheet* let raise (about 20 min) and then brush with the egg white.. in the dents.. place seedless raspberry jam or marmalade and bake at 350 for 15 min.. yum
    I love them
    Gonna go eat me one right now~ we have snow.. wish you would have made it to the Avebury
    happy day
  • From:
    Razzenne (Legacy)
    On:
    Mon Apr 17 2006
    lovely lovely svetlana

    many new glorious beginnings to you my friend

    I LOVE your collection it makes my spirit want to dance for light hearted humour we need this in our lives

    your banning kinder toys because you didnt get a bunny GASP GASP GASP

    I have problems making up my mind about things too if I could take all the energy that I have put into decision making I could blast off a mind rocket with it

    now as far as this kids verse goes well I must respond in private one can never be too careful you know hee hee
  • From:
    Razzenne (Legacy)
    On:
    Mon Apr 17 2006
    ps I used to collect the macdonalds toys do you have macdonald's restaurant in britain
    I loved the muppet series especially I had a special shelf put up in my kitchen so that I could line them up they are only about three inches high if you are not familiar with them
  • From:
    Razzenne (Legacy)
    On:
    Mon Apr 17 2006
    I love the poetry we havent touched those ancient stones for so long

    yes we had snow on easter in your easter bonnet with all the snow upon it....lol