This is about corpse. The real one. Now don’t say I haven’t warned you.
I’d say this office does need a constant supervision. One needs only leave it for a time and weird things that have been waiting around the corner do come forward…I’ve only have been out of office for half-day today…and when I returned in the late afternoon, what I’ve discovered? A dead sheep swimming in the river! How odd is that?! I’m not joking. Actually, I was late for the whole “excitement” of the eerie discovery – by the time I get in the office, my colleagues have already called the Environmental Agency and I only watched the actual operation on fishing out the unfortunate swimmer…could I describe it in one word? Yuck! I’m so squeamish, I didn’t really “watched” it, I was standing by the window, turned away from it and imagined the whole process based on the commentaries of my totally un squeamish colleagues…I can tell you – it wasn’t a pleasant picture even at this angle of view! Poor creature…who can guess what was she thinking, jumping into the waters? Maybe she was dreaming to be a fish? Or a beautiful swan? (or maybe it was a swan, magically transformed into the sheep – that might explain where the swans that we have been watching through our webcam, disappeared some time ago) Or maybe the poor sheep committed suicide after announcement has been made on her farm who was listed for a lamb chops this evening?...Or could it be just a drunken or even drugged sheep with inadequate visual perception after chewing some illegal weed ? In any way this situation has been all too disturbing and totally out of the traditional Friday’s choice of pre-weekend fun…
I’d say this office does need a constant supervision. One needs only leave it for a time and weird things that have been waiting around the corner do come forward…I’ve only have been out of office for half-day today…and when I returned in the late afternoon, what I’ve discovered? A dead sheep swimming in the river! How odd is that?! I’m not joking. Actually, I was late for the whole “excitement” of the eerie discovery – by the time I get in the office, my colleagues have already called the Environmental Agency and I only watched the actual operation on fishing out the unfortunate swimmer…could I describe it in one word? Yuck! I’m so squeamish, I didn’t really “watched” it, I was standing by the window, turned away from it and imagined the whole process based on the commentaries of my totally un squeamish colleagues…I can tell you – it wasn’t a pleasant picture even at this angle of view! Poor creature…who can guess what was she thinking, jumping into the waters? Maybe she was dreaming to be a fish? Or a beautiful swan? (or maybe it was a swan, magically transformed into the sheep – that might explain where the swans that we have been watching through our webcam, disappeared some time ago) Or maybe the poor sheep committed suicide after announcement has been made on her farm who was listed for a lamb chops this evening?...Or could it be just a drunken or even drugged sheep with inadequate visual perception after chewing some illegal weed ? In any way this situation has been all too disturbing and totally out of the traditional Friday’s choice of pre-weekend fun…