MissTick
Thingish Things

Haircut is definitely the sure way to get a woman moody. Everyone knows it, well, every men should at least, for their own safety. So why on earth every now and then would I want to get me in the bad mood intentionally??? I am sure many women will understand me perfectly: when we take it in our heads that we need a new haircut, there is no stopping to us. Yeah, fine, but: why??? So as I’ve become irritated with myself doing things I know in advance will be a failure, I’ve investigated the issue… 

Hmmm…the first strangest thing I’ve discovered, that it is men who talk a lot about women’s haircutting habits! Women might discuss which hair suits which face, etc...Men psychoanalysed us and use the results to their advantage. Apparently, they have a whole theory about women’s hair…and what a funny things one can learn from those “theoretics”! Who would’ve thought that men would consider a woman who colours her hair to be more approachable, then with the natural?! According to their theory ladies who like to experiment with their hair, more open to other experiments as well! Wow…never saw it this way... [*got to choose natural colorants next time  *] The other thing men like to believe is that any given man has got more chances with any woman with short hair then with the long haired…short hair seems to indicate emotional instability, and hence – vulnerability to the predators out there. When a woman cuts her hair off, it's not about wanting a cute new look, no matter what anyone says. It's about sheer emotional turmoil. 

Well, not sure about emotional turmoil that makes us go for the new haircut, but there is sure one straight after!!! 

OK, let’s see for today: Extremely irritated – yes; absent-minded from lunch time for the rest of the day – yes; turns away in disgust passing by shop windows and mirrors – yes; wishing had never done it – yep – guess, it is all too true to be ignored and it is not just a bad dream - I did have a haircut today [*and yes, it is a short one! *] and of course, I don’t like it, in fact, I hate it, I hate me and generally hate humanity. ...hmmm...maybe I hate humanity first then me...And it was my third chocolate bar that gone as a consolation prize! Not sure how the theory works, but right now I’m feeling very unapproachable…in fact, aggressive even…will bite if anybody dare to notice my new haircut…