D'vorahDavida
Yetzirah

Gefilte Fish Out of Water
Tue Dec 17 2002

We went to the company Christmas party this weekend. It was held in a hotel ballroom that was decorated very nicely with red and green napkins and little pine cones scattered on the tables. There were quite a few people there and they were dressed in a vast array of festive clothing. I kind of thought that mini skirts were out of style, but I guess I am wrong. There was a woman there in a navy blue velvet outfit with a short skirt with fur around the hem. Others were dressed in sequins, and some were in blue jeans. My husband wore his suit, but he DID have on his Daffy Duck suspenders, and his plaid tie. I am not sure if that MEANS anything, but there you have it.

Being the only Jews in the room we had some odd moments. They started the evening off with a bible quiz about the birth of Jesus complete with pocket new testaments at each table to look up the answers. It was kinda surreal. We felt like we were at a bible study. But since we sort of think of Jesus as a nice misunderstood Jewish boy, it wasn’t all that painful really. Since no one was asking us to convert or anything, we were good sports about it. We even joined in the re-enactment of the 12 days of Christmas song. (Our table was portraying the 4 calling birds. I comforted myself by imagining them as nice kosher chickens. Buk buk buk, b’gawk !)

When it came time to eat, we did pass up the creamed chicken. Even though my husband is having an ongoing debate with our Rabbi about chicken. My husband thinks it should be exempt from the separation of meat and milk. His strongest point being that chickens don’t have lips therefore they couldn’t nurse, even if hens DID have milk. (It’s a technical issue with him already) So we had a lovely green salad and some roasted potatoes and steamed broccoli and french bread. And I chose a nice raspberry tart instead of the roast beef which of course was not kosher either.

During the prayer over the meal which was given by one of the Vice Presidents, I realized how differently Jews and Christians pray. The Christians go into a lot more detail about the actual outcome of the evening. (That everyone arrives home safely, the fellowship of the guests being just so, and we should be mindful of how much alcohol we are consuming and other such things.) We Jews generally just say the 'Ha motzi'… (Blessed are You Lord our God, King of the universe, Who brings forth bread from the earth.)
After that, we figure we are responsible for our own actions.

After the meal, oh my goodness, there was dancing. One rather athletic young man did a fair imitation of Michael Jackson including the famous hand motion in an unmentionable area. I was blushing over that one.

We danced one slow dance and then excused ourselves before anyone decided to do an impression of Madonna. (Although that would have been in the theme of the evening come to think of it) I’m not sure who would have played the baby Jesus though.

What a night.

1 Comment
  • From:
    Chaya (Unauthenticated) (Legacy)
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    Tue Dec 17 2002
    I believe the original was colley (or colly) birds; from the Scots, meaning a blackbird. How it came to be "calling birds," I haven't figured out. But that's beside the point.

    Sounds like a nice party, and I've found myself in the same situation of being the only Jew and trying to fit in without compromising my own belief. It's difficult with Christians.

    The only reason I would side with the Rabbi about the chicken is that it is a warm-blooded critter, even tho' it doesn't suckle its young. But since I'm vegetarian, it's a moot point.

    I don't believe the latter-day Madonna is exactly the prime example of the season now being celebrated. Oy vey!

    Shalom.