(most of these will only make sense if you have been reading the diary so far.)
I have decided NOT to clone any ex-boyfriends.
(might be tempted to behead them)
I will continue my quest for the perfect pen.
I will do my best to buck up for a whole year until I get to see Legolas again. (Sigh....)
I will attempt to let some of those balls in the air to explode on impact, in a field somewhere where no one will get hurt. Including me !
Find out the REAL meaning of the word "namaste".
Stop playing Snood.
(tomorrow.... or the next day...or the day after that...)
Find a job and make so much money that I can stop puking when I pay the bills.
Catch one of those suburban turkeys and get him in the freezer for next Thanksgiving.
Stay away from the toothpaste aisle in Wal-Mart.
(I am not feeling anything like Einstien these days.)
Get myself some Gecko Therapy...
Or what would be much cheaper would be a Good Hot Bath, sans dinosaurs.
I wish you a Happy New Year, and may all your resolutions come true :-)