D'vorahDavida
Yetzirah

Exercise Your Chocolate Bunny
Tue Apr 22 2003

An uneasy truce has been negotiated. Chocolate pheromones have finally infused my system by some complex process that I don’t understand. I suppose Alleve levels have probably reached dangerous levels also. (No more pills today Cupcake.) Oh all right…..

The worst is over is what I am trying to say.

I am feeling almost normal today thank goodness.
(Oh good, we don’t want any more details about this, thank you very much.)

Sure, sure.

On to other issues.

It is my intention to get more exercise. This is not too difficult to accomplish really. You get up, you put your clothes on, and you go outside and walk for an hour. Low tech, low brain power, high health payoff.(Hopefully you REMEMBER to put your clothes on....this is VERY important!)

But what is much more complex and difficult is the mystery of why I can’t spell the word exersize. I can spell audacious, inebriated, conflagration, annihilation, and cantilevered without the spell checker.
But EVERY time I type, excersize spell checker hollers at me. “Hey dummy! You spelled excersize wrong AGAIN.” So I go to the correcting tab and realize I have spelled it so wrong that it tells me there are “no suggestions” for a substitute.

Then the guessing game begins. Excersize? Exersize? Excrement? Ooops, I don’t think that’s it… Oy gevault. I finally stumble upon a close enough spelling for it to recognize and it shows me the right way and I fix the word….again. But for some completely incomprehensible (I spelled THAT word without spell check help) reason, the knowledge of how to spell excersise goes RIGHT out of my head until the next time I want to type the word and the game starts all over.

I think I have a spelling tic. Excer.. exer… excer… exercise !
I have a hiccup of the mind. A scratch on the CD, a wrinkle on the cassette tape, a dropped stitch in the knitting of my brain cells.
I should make myself a sticky note and slap in on the monitor….
E X E R C I S E you pickle head !

I give up.

Where’s the chocolate?

There are plenty of you who right now have chocolate bunnies running out your ears right ?(Ears, bunnies, get it?) I don’t have any chocolate bunnies at my house… We don’t even have chocolate covered matzah. They make it you know,
I just didn’t feel like paying 5.25 a box for 4 pieces of it okay….
I could really use a chocolate bunny though. Maybe one filled with coconut crème, what, what ? Could you spare one chocolate bunny from your mountain of Easter candy for a poor hormone crazed, spelling challenged, peri-menopausal, Jewish woman??? Hmmmm?

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5 Comments
  • From:
    Sezrah (Legacy)
    On:
    Mon Apr 21 2003
    awww
    don't worry, i didn't consume one chocolate easter egg, bunny or otherwise all weekend so you're in good company. or i am :)

    sez
  • From:
    Becoming (Legacy)
    On:
    Mon Apr 21 2003
    *smile* I don't have any either but I bet they are at least 50% off in the market today. I could use one myself . . . I have those cramps coming on . . .
  • From:
    Pragmatist (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue Apr 22 2003
    Are chocolate bunnies kosher?
  • From:
    Diane (Unauthenticated) (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue Apr 22 2003
    Come on down to the house and take your pick -- I still have some chocolate Easter eggs that the kids didn't take home with them. I don't have coconut filled ones, mostly solid chocolate, however there are a few chocolate covered marshmallow eggs. Come on over and have yourself a good old time!:-)
  • From:
    Bookworm (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue Apr 22 2003
    The spelling of exercise must be some kind of brain block, lol. ;-)