The worst is over is what I am trying to say.
I am feeling almost normal today thank goodness.
(Oh good, we don’t want any more details about this, thank you very much.)
Sure, sure.
On to other issues.
It is my intention to get more exercise. This is not too difficult to accomplish really. You get up, you put your clothes on, and you go outside and walk for an hour. Low tech, low brain power, high health payoff.(Hopefully you REMEMBER to put your clothes on....this is VERY important!)
But what is much more complex and difficult is the mystery of why I can’t spell the word exersize. I can spell audacious, inebriated, conflagration, annihilation, and cantilevered without the spell checker.
But EVERY time I type, excersize spell checker hollers at me. “Hey dummy! You spelled excersize wrong AGAIN.” So I go to the correcting tab and realize I have spelled it so wrong that it tells me there are “no suggestions” for a substitute.
Then the guessing game begins. Excersize? Exersize? Excrement? Ooops, I don’t think that’s it… Oy gevault. I finally stumble upon a close enough spelling for it to recognize and it shows me the right way and I fix the word….again. But for some completely incomprehensible (I spelled THAT word without spell check help) reason, the knowledge of how to spell excersise goes RIGHT out of my head until the next time I want to type the word and the game starts all over.
I think I have a spelling tic. Excer.. exer… excer… exercise !
I have a hiccup of the mind. A scratch on the CD, a wrinkle on the cassette tape, a dropped stitch in the knitting of my brain cells.
I should make myself a sticky note and slap in on the monitor….
E X E R C I S E you pickle head !
I give up.
Where’s the chocolate?
There are plenty of you who right now have chocolate bunnies running out your ears right ?(Ears, bunnies, get it?) I don’t have any chocolate bunnies at my house… We don’t even have chocolate covered matzah. They make it you know,
I just didn’t feel like paying 5.25 a box for 4 pieces of it okay….
I could really use a chocolate bunny though. Maybe one filled with coconut crème, what, what ? Could you spare one chocolate bunny from your mountain of Easter candy for a poor hormone crazed, spelling challenged, peri-menopausal, Jewish woman??? Hmmmm?
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