Crouching behind my desk, a grizzled curmudgeon peering at the world through hairy, hooded eyebrows in grouchy dismay.
Yep. That would be me.
I read a little news on the internet each day and after reading the following excerpts from a parade of articles, I feel like the victim of a drive by shooting.
“A bill is gathering support in the Virginia legislature that would require unborn children be administered a painkiller before abortions are performed.
A measure introduced by Republican Dick Black will be considered by the justice committee of Virginia's lower chamber, the House of Delegates, Monday, reported WRC-TV in Washington, D.C. The Senate will address a similar measure Thursday.
"We must do everything possible to relieve the terror and suffering of children as they are aborted," said Black in a statement. “
And how about this:
“It's not China's draconian one-child policy, but a lawmaker in Washington state is proposing legislation to urge parents to have no more than two children.
State Rep. Maralyn Chase is the sponsor of what she calls the Two-or-Fewer Bill, which aims to promote population sustainability.
The bill does not mandate the number of children, but calls for a pamphlet to be distributed by Washington's health department spelling out the presumed benefits of having no more than two children.”
Furthermore:
“Will human clones have a soul? This question is producing a great deal of anxiety these days, especially since Great Britain, Holland and now New Jersey have legalized the cloning of human beings. Obviously, before answering whether or not a human clone will have a soul, we must define what a "soul" really is.”
(As an aside, that was the first question my middle son asked when human cloning was first being discussed after our friend “Dolly”. )
And finally, (for today at least)
COLUMBUS — Gov. Bob Taft on Friday approved one of the country’s most-far reaching gay marriage bans, saying adoption was urgent because the nation’s first legally sanctioned same-sex weddings could take place as early as this spring in Massachusetts.
The bill also prohibits state employees from getting marital benefits spelled out in state law for their unmarried partners, whether homosexual or heterosexual.
Approving the bill to make gay marriages “against the strong public policy of the state” became more pressing after the Massachusetts Supreme Court ruled 4-3 this week that denial of marriage to same-sex couples as unconstitutional, Taft said.
“It is necessary for us to act now to safeguard Ohio’s marriage laws,” Taft said. “Ohio could have same-sex couples who were ’married’ in Massachusetts taking legal action in Ohio to recognize that marriage and to obtain the resulting benefits.”
Oh, and just for fun…..
Of course we won’t bother to go into Janet Jackson’s “rip tease” on prime time television where thousands of American children were watching.
Now I don’t know about you. But I feel like I am witnessing the fall of Western Civilization.
(Oh grow up Cupcake, old fogies have been freaked out by the next generation for centuries.)
Oh yeah? Well, let me tell you something Mush Muffin, if none of the above topics creates in you some level of “cognitive dissonance”, you have become the victim of the Trivialization Movement. I just looked that up in Webster’s. Here is the meaning: