D'vorahDavida
Yetzirah

Bermuda Wars
Thu Feb 19 2004

After gaining an incredible sense of freedom from the planet naming, I spent most of the day cleaning out flower beds in the yard.

I trimmed the red fountain grass, and the lavender plant in the front and pulled up all the grass that was growing in the middle of it. I pulled all the weeds and thousands of volunteer poppies that were way too thick to ever thrive. I planted Blue Flax and Snapdragon seeds in the starter flat in the house. Then I went out there again and started in on the Bermuda grass.

It is difficult to talk about Bermuda Grass in a controlled manner. One has the desire to lapse into colorful profanity at the very subject. A more insidious, sneaky, tenacious, pernicious, obnoxious weed could hardly be conceived. It is thriving in our neighbor’s yards and weasels its way into ours all the time. I fight the good fight all the time, but just when I am not looking, it has crept under the fence and made a secret incursion along the underside of the wooden borders of the flower beds.

I am not alone in my aversion to the stuff. I found this quote on a discussion board about it:

“I think that the only things that may really kill Bermuda are Kudzu and possibly glowing nuclear waste but both of those are long shots at best.”

Kudzu is some kind of climbing vine stuff that was imported from Japan I think and it overtakes trees. It’s sort of Bermuda grass, with delusions of grandeur that include the repeated inner dialog… “I am the greatest weed IN ALL THE WORLD!” Muuuwwwaaahhhh !

Here is a picture of Bermuda Grass. As you see, it is a self replicating horror. I have pulled up pieces of it that were five feet long.
[album 65561 Bermuda Grass.jpg]
Anyway, my hands are sore, my shoulders hurt and I am going to go soak in the tub for a few hours and try to recuperate.

And all I want to do is grow a few flowers and vegetables….



6 Comments
  • From:
    Bookworm (Legacy)
    On:
    Wed Feb 18 2004
    Oh, I know that stuff. It's the grass growing in our front yard. ;-)
  • From:
    RealmOfRachel (Legacy)
    On:
    Wed Feb 18 2004
    Be strong mighty empire builder! Kudzu I always seem to read about that in new orleans gothic novels, I never realised it was the Bond villain of the plant world.

    Rxxxx
  • From:
    Dustbunny3 (Legacy)
    On:
    Wed Feb 18 2004
    Well now a good long consulation with Doc RD might shed some light on the subject. Of course you could move and let it take over.
    But take care where for on the farm that was our lawn. Dustbunny3
  • From:
    Yarngirl (Legacy)
    On:
    Wed Feb 18 2004
    I need to take a picture or two of the kudzu. It grows everywhere around here. Right now it's dead, but wait until we get a week or two of 60°+ weather and up it will pop. It chokes out everything, and I do mean everything that is stationary. Nothing kills it, it grows too quickly. The first year Rick moved here he thought he would like it in our garden, ground cover you know... it's so full and green and lush. I threatened his life and told him if I didn't get him the neighbors would. Bermuda grass is bad, yes. Kudzu grows on average a foot a DAY. Vines everywhere! If only one could train it to cover a particularly obnoxious neighbor, it might be worth having.

    Julie
  • From:
    Salamander (Legacy)
    On:
    Wed Feb 18 2004
    Hah - It's rather like crab grass on steroids!
  • From:
    LifeOFLouise (Legacy)
    On:
    Wed Feb 18 2004
    The worst weed in the world is Bindweed, it may have pretty flowers but it is a thing of evil, eeeevvviiiilll I tells ya.