D'vorahDavida
Yetzirah

Foul Weather and Floating Raisins
Fri Feb 27 2004



It’s such an odd time of year.

All the little signs of Spring peek out in the garden, but the weather is as wild and unpredictable as any day in December. Right now it is so dark out that it seems like evening, and it’s 9:30 in the morning. The rain pours down and the weatherman predicts possible thunderstorms today.

I feel like a restless horse, too long cooped up in my stall. I need a good run, and a run on grass that is not so wet that I will slip and fall on my substantial hindquarters during my frolicking.

I realized that I didn’t say anything more about the Salt Rising Bread.

Let me be diplomatic.

As I told my neighbor D., it is a sort of glorified corn bread. I gave her a few slices when it was still warm, (and marginally edible)
We figured it would be a welcome change to plain old cornbread at the end of a long day jolting along in a wagon train in the middle of the prairie. But I question the “rising” in its title, as it only rose in the oven at the very last, something bakers call “oven spring”. Thank God for this quirk of breadmaking, otherwise that loaf would qualify as construction material. Technically, if you let it cool and put it in a plastic bag overnight, it DOES qualify. Either that, or a weapon suitable for a trebuchet. So, unless you have a burning desire to test your alchemy skills, I would not bother with Salt Rising Bread. Hmmmm, now that I think about it, the reason I wanted to try it was the belief that no matter how improbable that recipe sounded, “I” could make it work.
I think I need to go back to Sorcerer’s Apprentice school for a refresher course.

To console myself for this colossal failure, I whipped up a batch of sourdough bread, which was an unqualified success thank goodness.
(My baker’s reputation is intact) But true to form, I am as we speak, nursing a quart canning jar filled with warm water and raisins, trying to make something called:

Mosbolletjies.

I have NO idea how that is pronounced. It is a South African sweet bun that has no yeast, but relies on this fermented raisin juice for leavening. I guess my ego is in further need of deflating…. It’s the scientist in me. I MUST do my own experiment with this improbable recipe. Perhaps “I” can make it work!

There is a full page color photograph of the completed buns. Which means one of two things: That it IS possible to make these little darlings, OR some lying &%$#@ slipped some yeast in there while no one was looking and came strutting out of the kitchen into the photography studio behaving like Moses coming down the mountain with the Tablets.

Now you may be thinking, this is WAY more information than I need to know about Salt Rising Bread and fermented raisin buns. I apologize, but only slightly. If YOU were here dealing with this weather, you might obsess about these things too. But in order to spare you further distress having to witness my “cabin fever” psychosis, I will cease and desist.

I am going to go watch my jar of raisins. The recipe says that when they all float to the top of the water, the “mos” is ready to use.

( I wonder if watched raisins float?)


8 Comments
  • From:
    Salamander (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Feb 26 2004
    Moose Balls! It works because grapes (and therefore raisons) have a natural yeast that grows on their skins. It's the reason you don't need to add yeast to make grapes ferment into wine.

    Let me know how they turn out. And find out how their name is supposed to be pronounced. A girl in vet school with me made them, and they were delicious. She couldn't remember what they were called, though, and called them "Moose Balls" because she thought the name was something like that.
  • From:
    Dustbunny3 (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Feb 26 2004
    Hummm! floating Rasins fermenting ?? If all else fails add some sugar and let it work awhile for it might make some kind of booze. Now we have to come up with a name.
    Cabin fever does provide strange wacko mind twists.
  • From:
    Salamander (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Feb 26 2004
    Don't worry, the raisons will float. Remember, even dead bodies float if you leave them submersed long enough. (evil grin)
  • From:
    Bookworm (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Feb 26 2004
    Lol, don't apologise. This entry made me laugh. I can just see you there nursing your new experiment. Hope this one turns out well. ;-)
  • From:
    Calichef (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Feb 27 2004
    Rasins + sugar + water + time = pruno. The alcoholic beverage of choice in all the finest jails and prisons.
    ~Cali
  • From:
    Pragmatist (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Feb 27 2004
    I have a book of nothing but bread recipes. Want to give it a look?

    Hmm, now what did I do with it? Well, I guess I'll have to go back to Irma Rombauer, edition 1943. Y'know, oatmeal bread sounds pretty good right now.

    If I have time tomorrow, I may start some. Or if not, then maybe Sunday.

    Anyway, good luck with your mos-whatever.

    Shalom
  • From:
    RealmOfRachel (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Feb 27 2004
    OR some lying &%$#@ slipped some yeast in there while no one was looking and came strutting out of the kitchen into the photography studio behaving like Moses coming down the mountain with the Tablets.
    ~

    This gave me my first good laugh of the week so thank you. I have faith in your superior kitchen skills you can do it!

    Hugs
    Rach xx
  • From:
    Parett (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Feb 27 2004
    If they taste better than Krispy Kremes, maybe you should tell your Mom. They could have another fundraiser!!
    Actually, they should use your bagels...YUMMMMMM!
    When are you moving back? Luv, ME