D'vorahDavida
Yetzirah

Bus Stop
Fri Apr 30 2004


So much to write, so little brain to write it with. . .

Was delivered to the bus station by the Mother yesterday. We left the Father working diligently at his Spring projects of which there seem to be plenty. I did not have to do the drive-by jump out and run maneuver on that end of the bus line, as it is quite a casual place with no crowds.

While we were waiting in line, we met a woman from Australia, somewhere north of Brisbane in the rainforest she said. She had been all over the country bless her, even to Alaska. She said she was keeping in touch with friends via her laptop when she had the chance and the Mother whipped out my card with the DearDiary URL on it and convinced her on the spot to start her own diary. I think the Mother should be in politics. Either that or work for the Mafia. Can't you just hear it...?

"Hey Bugsy, what say we send The Masher to do the job?" "What can you be thinking, Pretty Boy? You know the boss only sends her to his worst enemies! Get over yourself. We'll send her daughter, there will be less mess."

In any case, our five minute friend from Australia, if you are reading this, and decided to follow my mother's advise, leave a comment here and let me know the name of your diary and I will happily read it!

My good luck continued when I boarded the bus, as I sat down next to a friendly fellow who was Irish as it turns out and we had a very pleasant conversation that spanned such varied subjects as how to bake good Focaccia, to how much he was getting sick of Whoopie Goldburg bashing President Bush on her TV show.

I did manage to read a chapter or two in a book my daughter in law, T gave me when we visited them this last weekend. Which of course brings me to page 23:

"She was being buffeted by the air currents but grinned and flashed Langdon the thumbs up sign."

From "Angels and Demons" by Dan Brown (author of The DaVinci Code)

Where was I?

Oh yeah, home again. So now I have to paw through all this stuff I brought back with me and put it all away, and do laundry and get some groceries and re-aquaint myself with the garden. (In which, three sunflower plants seem to have read the story of Jack in the Beanstalk and are making a run for it. They have grown about two and a half feet in 5 days.) And the main project of my day is going to be sorting out a bag of candy I brought with me on the bus. Some of the Junior Mints have done a Vulcan MintMeld and formed a rather obscene mass in the corner of the plastic bag, dragging a few cellophane wrapped carmels along with them. This job MAY involve me eating mashed mints right off the plastic, because I NEVER waste Junior Mints !

Ah, it's good to be back home.



10 Comments
  • From:
    Monstergue (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Apr 29 2004
    Oh, you bright girl! I always wind up with mints from The Olive Garden smashed and melted all over the inside of my purse. Talk about obscene!
  • From:
    Salamander (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Apr 29 2004
    Vulcan MintMeld? Is this in prelude to Mint pon farr, when the mints get together every seven years to mate and reproduce? If so, I understand that they can get very testy and even downright aggressive at this stage, so you may just want to stick them in the freezer until they cool off.

    Oh, and whatever you do, don't let them near The Captain. I understand they have a history of trying to kill the guy in command during these episodes.
  • From:
    Salamander (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Apr 29 2004
    "So long as you get to eat the offspring"? Well, I guess that means you'd be eating Jr. Mints, which is legal in most states. Me, I'd wait until they were full-grown. More meat on their bones that way.

    Hmmm ... that didn't sound too good either.
  • From:
    Fairywishes (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Apr 29 2004
    sounds like the inside of your bag looks very similar to mine apart from the fact that amid the melted mints I have baby paraphanalia like an old choclatey baby wipe, a few stray raisins, etc etc!

    x

  • From:
    InStitches (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Apr 29 2004
    Salamander wrote "Is this in prelude to Mint pon farr..."

    In order for this to present a problem, a Junior Mint would have to survive seven years in your care....and for it to result in offspring it would have to find a mate....that means two would have to survive the required time spam....hmmm...

    Nope! Not Possible. :)
  • From:
    Ichandra (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Apr 30 2004
    i got your message about collecting so much info that i might lose your mind well thanks for the tip but i dont think that collecting info makes you lose your mind it is actually lack of info and too many mints that makes you lose your mind dont be afraid of data overload know a person walks in life on a very narrow bridge the most important thing is not to be afraid
    but it is a fair exchange of ideas because i would be truly afraid to have so much interest in mints mints as a mantra forget it now a cheezie i could fly with under the condition that i could eat it beneath a bright blue sky

  • From:
    Parett (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Apr 30 2004
    You are just too funny! Salamander has a creative quality similar to yours. I love it.
    You can always cheer me up!
    Thanks for your comment...it brought tears to my eyes. You are a Dear. Love you...Parett

    P.S. Jr. Mints are gooooooood. And very low fat.
  • From:
    Enchantedbutterfly (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Apr 30 2004
    For some reason I can picture you attacking that glob of junior mints stuck on the plastic bag like a rabid dog on a 3-legged cat. LOL!

    Butterfly
  • From:
    Bookworm (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Apr 30 2004
    I sure hope that banana bender leaves her details and starts an online journal, too. Good on your mum. ;-)
  • From:
    Bookworm (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Apr 30 2004
    He he, thought you'd appreciate that one. ;-)