Well, the poor dear is in the utility room nibbling on a spoonful of cottage cheese, having decided dry cat food was unappetizing at the moment.
He's a little woozy and walks a bit like a drunkard, but other than that seems to have survived... but not unscathed as it were.
I asked him for a statement, but all he said was:
"No comment."
We'll just leave it at that shall we?