D'vorahDavida
Yetzirah

The Cereals Of Insanity!. . . (Apologies To "The Princess Bride")
Thu Mar 23 2006

Yesterday I ventured forth to Safeway. Mostly because they had asparagus on sale for a dollar a pound. As soon as I saw the ad, I acquired a raging desire for said asparagus. I also wanted to make good on my promise to check out the cereal aisle, and report back to you.

After picking out my asparagus I headed down to the middle of the store and turned the corner. Here is what I found:

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I took out my digital camera and started snapping away. I was kinda afraid some employee would swoop down on me and ask what the flip I was doing taking pictures of their cereal. But no such unpleasantness occurred.

Now I want you to know, in my count of the different kinds of cereal, I did not inflate the number by counting the different sized boxes, nor did I go into the hot cereal part of the aisle. This is just the "eat it out of the box" kind of cereal.

It turned out to be harder to do than I thought because the shelves are 5 high and the boxes are not placed on them in regular lines. But I think I got a pretty accurate count anyway.

There are One Hundred and Eighty Four different kinds of cereal on these shelves.

One HUNdred and EIGHTY FOUR!

Even I was gobsmacked by that number. I thought it would be closer to a hundred.

This is clearly ridiculous. But here is my box of Cheerios for being right about there being at least a hundred.

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And just for a little historical documentation, here is the price of a box of Rice Krispies. That price is clearly ridiculous.

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Anyway, that was my fact finding trip to the grocery in 2006 in America.

Oh, one more thing, for my readers in New Zealand. The produce manager at Safeway at least, has things right as far as the proper name for this tasty little fruit:


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Just thought you would like to know. :-)

But I still say they look like reindeer testicles.

(That comment was in VERY bad taste.)

I'm just sayin' . . . .



Besides when did YOU start getting squeamish about less than genteel comments?

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12 Comments
  • From:
    LifeOFLouise (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Mar 23 2006
    Oh my! that's a lot of cereal!
  • From:
    Jamisinc (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Mar 23 2006
    Your store seems about like mine. And that's waht I am used to. I forget that it isn't this way everywhere. I hear stories from missionaroes that come home and can't decide what to buy because we have so many choices.
  • From:
    AnneOakley (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Mar 23 2006
    LOL -----> reindeer testicles! Good ones!

    I rather to go to Wal-Mart because they sell real good price for cereals. I know its silly about the prices!!

    Hugs, AO
  • From:
    Dustbunny3 (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Mar 23 2006
    Food for thought!! Now we are being told we need to be weened from OIL and switch to Grain as a source for fuel to run our Cars. Sure sounds good till you run the numbers. How many boxes of $4.70 ceral would it take to make a gallon of lower grade fuel. Best guess ourcost would be $25
    and result in a box of ceral costing $15.20.
    There has to be a better way.
    Back to BIKE maybe??
  • From:
    Pragmatist (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Mar 23 2006
    Decisions Decisions.

    Too many choices.

    So I'll stick to toast.

    Shalom
  • From:
    Sezrah (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Mar 23 2006
    yaye for kiwis!!!
  • From:
    Welshamethyst (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Mar 24 2006
    Can you explain, dear lady, how you know what reindeer testicles look like??
  • From:
    ImNotLisa (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Mar 24 2006
    I only ever walk down the cereal aisle to get to my oatmeal. Even if I can't make it properly, I still eat it nearly every day. ;o)
  • From:
    Bookworm (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Mar 24 2006
    Lol, that comment on the Kiwi fruit just made me laugh so much. ;-)
  • From:
    InStitches (Legacy)
    On:
    Sat Mar 25 2006
    "But I still say they look like reindeer testicles."

    *spews tea everywhere while laughing*

    It is a pretty sorry state of affairs when crunchy air costs that much. :)
  • From:
    Dananarama (Legacy)
    On:
    Mon Mar 27 2006
    Yaaaaaaaaaay! Go the Safeway produce manager! And I am so flattered you noticed it :o)

    Reindeer testicles hey? I think you just discovered a new Chirstmas treat :o)

    Oh, and 184 types of cereal is just nuts. Choice is not always a good thing.... :o) I was going to say I'm surprised you didn't have the store manager accusing you of price narking (or whatever they call it when other supermarkets get spies to report on their prices) I suppose they figured no one would be that obvious :o)

  • From:
    Waterspriteflying (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue Mar 28 2006
    Ohmigosh to both the number of cereals, and to ''reindeer testicles''! Oh, I am laughing! And you know what? It makes me want to go out and BUY some!

    Chuckles on top of the hugs,
    Ani