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The Oracle Has Landed
Thu Jun 08 2006

In yesterday's post, I reminded myself of the Oracle, and realized that it is that time of year again. I'm a week or two off, but hey, we had other things going on didn't we?
So without further ado, may I present:



The Oracle Of Pupik


From the Pupik* of the world, the Oracle has emerged, in all her digital finery, ready to give the third annual audience.
This is your chance to consult the controvertible wisdom of the DearDiary Oracle. Your questions could be inquiries into the meaning of Life, The Universe, and Everything. . . or not. The Oracle will entertain most questions. Even those concerning shopping lists, best planting and harvesting times, optimal dates for the start of wars, and other everyday concerns. However the Oracle will not answer questions about the Oracle. (Some semblance of mystery must be maintained after all.)
The questions and answers will be posted together in the next entry which may or may not be delayed a day or so depending upon the volume of supplicants.
All mortals may now draw near and feel free to make your petition.


* Pupik: Yiddish for navel.
14 Comments
  • From:
    Supertrooper (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Jun 08 2006
    Could he tell me where the end of the rainbow can be found ?

    As I have need of a crock of gold .

  • From:
    Pragmatist (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Jun 08 2006
    OK, Oracle, riddle me this one: Why is the grass greener on the other side of the fence?

    --Just Curious
  • From:
    Welshamethyst (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Jun 08 2006
    Dear Oracle,
    Do Japanese Beetles do anything other than devour plants and have orgies? Do they have hobbies or anything??

    Thank You
  • From:
    ImNotLisa (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Jun 09 2006
    Oh great, wise, immaculately intelligent Oracle, please may I have the answer to the following question?

    What restaurant was Rick wondering about yesterday and is it still in your particular neck of the woods? He can't remember which one but we are certain you will know the answer to our question.
  • From:
    Dustbunny3 (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Jun 09 2006
    Should I consult a Attorney before I post a question?? Big Brother is listing and I could be jailed.
  • From:
    Mamallama (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Jun 09 2006
    RYC - My doctor wondered the same thing, but said the other one is the specialist. Go figure.
    Thanks for your prayers!
    Hugs
    Tiggs
  • From:
    InStitches (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Jun 09 2006
    Dear Oracle,

    I fear I am going to miss my golden opportunity to learn from you this year. I am so tired I can not think of a question. Thank you anyway for blessing us with your presence. Perhaps next year I'll be able to think of something intelligent to ask.

    Quilty Hen
  • From:
    Calichef (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Jun 09 2006
    O, wise and mighty Oracle, I have not sought your council in years past because I didn't have a question that was worthy of your omnipotent grace. This time, I do.

    It seems that we have two volunteer tomato plants in the yard that will impair the growth of two of the Celebrity tomatoes we planted this year if they are allowed to grow where they are currently growing. They are aproximately one foot tall. If we dig them up and pot them in five-gallon buckets with drain holes, will they live to produce the Sweet 100's they probably are? And if they will survive, do you think our mutual friend with the nice patio in front of her apartment might like to have one of them?

    Only you can answer these questions for me, great and wonderous Oracle.

    Curiously,
    ~Cali
  • From:
    StillLife (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Jun 09 2006
    It is interesting that you should bring up the concept of questions and answers at this point. The question one asks is often very relevant to the answer. The question you should have asked me is "Where WERE you?"...

    Perhaps the oracle can answer that one?

    *grins evilly*
  • From:
    Mamallama (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Jun 09 2006
    Dear Oracle,
    Can you give me the plans for building a ship so I can go to Dhirana?
    Thank you, O Mighty One.
  • From:
    Parett (Legacy)
    On:
    Mon Jun 12 2006
    I honestly don't know where to start!!! I have soooo many questions.

    I'm downloading the last few chapters from my folder and I'm looking forward to it. Will you be attempting to have it published? I think you should.

    Love ya....Parett


  • From:
    Supertrooper (Legacy)
    On:
    Mon Jun 12 2006
    Those birds are called Blue footed boobies and are only found in the galapagos islands ..course that explains my sons fascination with them ..lol . Its the booby name ..not the fact they are so rare ..lol .
    Glad you liked them ..he was so lucky to go there ...
  • From:
    Dreamerbooks2003 (Legacy)
    On:
    Mon Jun 12 2006
    supplicant:
    Will I find health, love, or peace this year??
    any of the above ???
    The dreamer
  • From:
    Dreamerbooks2003 (Legacy)
    On:
    Mon Jun 12 2006
    PS
    Laughing out loud with dust bunny.. Oh you do have some good quarries flying round
    Mighty oracle..
    If I dared.. I'd ask such a question.. as might find me in need of an attorney. A political question as to the length of life for this current insanity..(admin)
    But.. even the mightily oracle must have limits
    :/