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Words submitted by readers. Definitions supplied free of charge by Yetzirah.

Mamallama:
kafleegaflonkers-kuh-FLEE-guh-flonk-ers, Function: Noun.
1. The tiny little wooden shoes that fleas wear in Holland. 2. Any ridiculous footwear.

Welshamethyst:
schnizzlefritz- shniz-l-fritz, Expletive. 1. What one shouts when one's frankfurter falls into the campfire. 2. Any charred remains of careless cooking endeavors, as in: "It's schnizzlefritz now Edna, turn off the stove and we'll call the pizza dude."

KiwiKimi:
symbostificate- sim-boss-TIFF-i-kate, Function: Intransitive verb. 1. What the vice president of a corporation does at the board meeting when the CEO is out with the flu. 2. The act of pompofiscation of purely nonsensical legal speech.

InStitches:
truliest- troo-liced, Function: Transitive verb. 1. The act of stealing the truth. Punishable by throwing the perpetrator's frankfurter into the campfire by the rest of the tribe.

Pragmatist:
fizzolity- fizz-awl-it-tee, Function: noun. 1. What goes on in your glass full of ice when you pour in your soda of choice. 2. Slang- Any of a number crackpot physics theories.

Yetzirah:
Phun - fun, Function: Noun. 1. Never leaving home without your literary devices. 2. Cause for involuntary 48 hour observation at a mental health facility in 29 states.

( I have been trying to tell you people for years now that I am locked in this mental institution disguised to look like the suburbs with 'She Who Must Not Be Named'. I am keeping this document as evidence, and I'm getting a lawyer. One who really knows how to symbostificate. You will all be subpoenaed. I'll see you in court.)

I think we should throw ( )'s frankfurter in the fire.