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What I Did With MY Wednesday Afternoon
Wed Jun 06 2007

So if you find yourself with an interesting condition called Calcific Tendonitis you might just get to see your friendly neighborhood Orthopedic doctor see, and she places you carefully in the middle of a fluoroscope machine and then she pokes some kind of pain killer (thanks be to God) into an area of your shoulder that just seems like a 'wrong' place to put a needle of any kind see, and then she takes a bigger needle and messes around with the horse head nebula shaped mass of calcium and squirts some saline solution in there and tries to pull out some of that stuff see, and you sit there all Zen like because you figure screaming is bad manners and might scare off the next people in line see, but all of a sudden it's over and it really didn't hurt all that much considering what's just happened and they give you your clothes back and let you walk out into the waiting room as if nothing scary has happened to you in the back room see, so you don't freak anybody out that is sitting there reading Family Circle magazine and all see?

The only thing that made me nervous was the prescription for Vicodin she sent me off with.

So far, I don't need any. That's a good thing.

But it's nice to know it's in the medicine cabinet now innit?

My shoulder feels bruised a bit, but not traumatized. Evidently we skipped the cortisone step in this treatment and went straight for the horse head nebula. She said the cortisone in her experience with this condition is just temporary. Boom. Done. We hope. If not, the next step is surgery. This is a step I would like to avoid as I have never had one up till now and I would REALLY like to keep that trend going as long as possible.

See?

(No, I didn't get to SEE anything since I was left at home ALONE, unless you count that DOG. But it sounds boring anyway. What good is it bringing out the big needles when there's no screaming? Pfft.... I think that doctor is a quack.)

Whatever.
7 Comments
  • From:
    Pragmatist (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Jun 07 2007
    Well, I'm gonna go get the butterscotch squares, anyway, cuz the trauma of the needle deserves a little something, just because.

    Shalom
  • From:
    404Error (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Jun 07 2007
    Oh dear! That sounds perfectly awful! I think you have a higher threshold of pain than I do.

    One more thing, ( ), shut yer big YAP! Didn't your mother ever teach you that if you can't say anything nice that you shouldn't say anything at all? Way to kick a person when she's down. Sheesh!
  • From:
    Bookworm (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Jun 07 2007
    Well, at least it wasn't as bad as you expected. ;-)
  • From:
    Dustbunny3 (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Jun 07 2007
    I think you have a very good Doctor , Pain is a strange thing for it effects people in many different ways. Youd Dad is one that can do whatever is needed in a emergency for for myself or others but when handed over to Med staff and out of my hands I do my passing out routine . It always has thus.
  • From:
    Mamallama (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Jun 07 2007
    I'm so happy to hear you are not experiencing any painful after effets.

    Whew!

    Now rest.
    Hugs, Tiggs
  • From:
    InStitches (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Jun 07 2007
    I'm glad you were able to keep a sense of humor about it. You did well to leave () at home. I can only imagine the comments that would have poured forth.
  • From:
    ImNotLisa (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Jun 14 2007
    I'm so trying to keep Rick from thinking about big needles!! Definitely not telling him this little story. Hope you're feeling better though.