D'vorahDavida
Yetzirah

Jump of Shame
Thu Aug 07 2008

Long ago in an alternate reality far, far away, there was this bet going between Hub Man and I.

For those of you who may have missed it, I will re-cap.

After enduring endless amounts of teasing about going skydiving from the Hubster, one day I finally cracked. I told him, okay here's the deal, if you knit an adult sized, properly constructed pair of socks, I will go skydiving.
Immediately, he wanted to shake on it. Rashly, I shook. He had until his birthday in July to complete the socks. July was months away.

Full of confidence and enthusiasm, he promptly decided to show me just how well he could pull this off by starting from scratch. He bought a spinning wheel, some books on spinning, a carding drum and a raw fleece from somewhere in Montana and set to.

Oh, he did spin some yarn, but it was hard work. It took practice. He decided he had faulty equipment and bought himself a new spinning wheel, assembled it and tried again. It was easier with the new wheel, but still required practice. He spun some more yarn. But nary a stitch was knit on the promised socks.

Time went by.

More time went by.

Soon I began to breathe more easily thinking that I would not have to jump out of a plane...

Whew!

Well as it turns out, he lost the bet. I didn't jump. But we decided he should document the whole thing since our friends on Ravelry were following along on the saga, blow by blow.

I knitted up a stunt sock for him to work with and a skydiving friend took this picture of him in the plane on the way up to altitude, pretending to try to finish his socks before it was time to jump out....


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Then he took a picture of the skein of yarn he actually DID spin all by himself, but with a little label I printed up for it... heh heh....

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Now the story he is TELLING people is that he didn't knit the socks because he took pity on me and he didn't want me to have to really jump when I didn't want to.

But I'm not buying that faradiddle for one minute.

Are you?

(I guess you will never know for sure, will you?)

Oh no.....


8 Comments
  • From:
    Dustbunny3 (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Aug 07 2008
    OH My I know that LOOK (AGONY OF DEFEAT) Now the fact he jumped afterwards shows he can overcome and rise to the DEAL. I recall Frank S song He ate it up and spit it out!! Give him credit for that.
  • From:
    InStitches (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Aug 07 2008
    Hahahahaha......... you gotta love a man who can admit defeat with a sense of humor.


  • From:
    Ajournal (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Aug 07 2008
    hey, now....that yarn looks pretty good...and you say he actually spun that himself from raw wool...

    I once traveled to Path Valley to buy raw wool ...egads...even unwashed wool, straight from the back of an unwilling volunteer...which I took home, washed, carded and glued onto my own dolls..

    great pics :)
  • From:
    Mamallama (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Aug 07 2008
    What a guy.
    I'm leaning towards believing his noble story.
    Maybe not.
    But true, we will never really know.
    Will we? :o)
  • From:
    Salted (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Aug 08 2008
    LOL poor guy looks out of his element with the yarn! Glad you didn't have to jump but on the other hand you may have liked it! I'd be careful of what I bet on from now on, ha!
  • From:
    ImNotLisa (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Aug 08 2008
    I'm surprised you haven't "gifted" him with piles of roving to spin for you. lol I wondered if you had to jump and glad to see you managed to avoid it. Hope your husband had fun!
  • From:
    ImNotLisa (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Aug 08 2008
    (I forgot) - RYN: I'm sure it's to blame for all the humidity around here.
  • From:
    Blueheron (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Aug 08 2008
    That is priceless!