I solemnly swear I am up to no good.
I have the most chaotic, disconnected, frazzled and whacked out list of things to do this week that it isn’t even....
Wait a minute.
It’s fantastic blogfodder, that’s what it is!
(Your cheerful Pollyanna side can be quite grating of a Monday morning, you know that?)
Well, they don’t call me...
[album 65561 Little Miss Sunshine.JPG]
Little Miss Sunshine for nothing now do they?
(Who is They?)
Why everyone who really matters, that’s who!
(Who inflated your Ego over the weekend?)
Nobody.
I did it all by myself!
(I need an aspirin.)
As I was saying, I have a whacky week this week. There is no theme. There’s no general goal, there is no rhyme or reason. There is only chaos. But I hope to insert some elements of order before it’s all over. Though I can tell by the schedule that my insertions will be made higgledy piggledy so to speak.
(That is NOT speaking. That is gibberish.)
Pardon me, ( ) but you are grossly mistaken. ‘Higgledy piggledy’ is a double dactyl, which is a term used in formal English poetry to describe a trisyllablibic metric foot...
(OMG. Someone pass me the Vicodin.)
Sheesh! How come you are so fragile today?
(I think I have a vitamin deficiency of some sort.)
You probably need to take a few grams of SfH.
(What the heck is that?)
Sense of Humor.
(I will not dignify that remark with a reply.)
Too late!
So just to give you an idea of what kind of week this will be...
I mean a sort of representative example...
A symbol.
The flagship of Chaos.
The mascot of the week.
The icon of the ‘Farewell to August’ days...
Guess what I’m going to do?
[album 65561 Dr.jpg]
(Belay my last two orders. Let’s just go right to the Morphine okay?)
(Stat.)
[album 65561 GoofyHen2.JPG]
What’s wrong with red?
I vote for red.
Do you have something
against red?
[album 65561 Little Miss Sunshine.JPG]
HUP!
Not a word from you.
No, I will NOT dye them pink.
It’s purple or nothing.
Purple to ward off chaos.
Though if it were available, I could be talked into a nice peacock blue...
(I want my mommy.)