Alice came to a fork in the road. "Which road do I take?" she asked.
"Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat.
"I don't know," Alice answered.
"Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."
When we want to move somewhere…anywhere... we’ve got to have a sense of direction…or maybe we don’t. Anyway, humans mostly are useless without directions. That's why we have maps and compasses and satnavs…But some directions could be very tricky and maps unreadable from over usage or try to put a magnet by the compass and see if you can reach the end of a World. As for satnavs…well, I won’t even mention all those stories how the satellite takes you to your destination via all the possible impassable ways…
Some directions should never be given at all. And especially to a man. Like, for example, never let a man to watch housekeeping TV shows, you know, with all those “useful” advises on how to keep your house the right way…Few days ago a husband man accidentally watched something of this nature and was inspired to be useful in household. He heard the instructions given from TV screen and followed them precisely...The result? – ashes of a dish sponge in the microwave. And remnants of a dish cloth. And a sensual burning fragrant in the house for at least two consecutive days. It was only an instruction on how to kill the germs off your dish washing aids. Can you imagine what could’ve happened if it was How To Dig A Hole In Your Garden Very Quick With A Bomb?! I really should’ve written a complain to the TV team responsible for these misdirections and claim the cost of the sponge, but what can you do about it, really, it was just the way men tend to take up directions – literally. They hear “heat for 4 minutes full power” and they do just that. Did you ever see a woman followed the instructions to the point??? Women would cook the sponge in intervals, checking every minute if it’s ready yet and what happened to the colour. Surely men are useless in a sense of a target, they just blindly follow the directions! The real leaders in this World are Women because we trust our instincts in choosing way to go…
The bottom line: if you want to get anywhere, just follow a woman.
"Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat.
"I don't know," Alice answered.
"Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."
When we want to move somewhere…anywhere... we’ve got to have a sense of direction…or maybe we don’t. Anyway, humans mostly are useless without directions. That's why we have maps and compasses and satnavs…But some directions could be very tricky and maps unreadable from over usage or try to put a magnet by the compass and see if you can reach the end of a World. As for satnavs…well, I won’t even mention all those stories how the satellite takes you to your destination via all the possible impassable ways…
Some directions should never be given at all. And especially to a man. Like, for example, never let a man to watch housekeeping TV shows, you know, with all those “useful” advises on how to keep your house the right way…Few days ago a husband man accidentally watched something of this nature and was inspired to be useful in household. He heard the instructions given from TV screen and followed them precisely...The result? – ashes of a dish sponge in the microwave. And remnants of a dish cloth. And a sensual burning fragrant in the house for at least two consecutive days. It was only an instruction on how to kill the germs off your dish washing aids. Can you imagine what could’ve happened if it was How To Dig A Hole In Your Garden Very Quick With A Bomb?! I really should’ve written a complain to the TV team responsible for these misdirections and claim the cost of the sponge, but what can you do about it, really, it was just the way men tend to take up directions – literally. They hear “heat for 4 minutes full power” and they do just that. Did you ever see a woman followed the instructions to the point??? Women would cook the sponge in intervals, checking every minute if it’s ready yet and what happened to the colour. Surely men are useless in a sense of a target, they just blindly follow the directions! The real leaders in this World are Women because we trust our instincts in choosing way to go…
The bottom line: if you want to get anywhere, just follow a woman.