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Yetzirah

Toad Issues Anphibial Bull
Thu Jun 21 2007

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Ahem.

What's your name,

It has come to my attention, through a number of quite annoying bits of correspondence that you seem to have forgotten what a blog IS.

A blog is a place where you actually LOG your trivial bits of drivel on the WEB.

Web + Log = weblog. Blog, whatEVER.

So get off your lazy duff and post something and leave me in peace. I have better things to do than answer your mail.

And don't give me any lip about new dogs and cat sitting and trying to organize your time better. I really could not possibly care less about that crap.

Just sit down and write something you little twerp.

Now go away and leave me alone.

I ENJOY my own company thank you very much....

On second thought, I don't thank you at all.

Get out of my face!

Sit!

Write!


Toad by:David Clayton, Andrew Silke
5 Comments
  • From:
    Pragmatist (Legacy)
    On:
    Thu Jun 21 2007
    Wow! Guess you've been told!

    Shalom
  • From:
    Mamallama (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Jun 22 2007
    We do miss you when you don't write, BUT you don't HAVE to do it everyday. There are no rules regarding this matter.

    Tell THAT to the toad.
    Hugs!
  • From:
    Welshamethyst (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Jun 22 2007
    Dear Mr. (or Ms.) Toad Person,
    Herself IS busy with doggies and kitties and kiddies and knitting and and and......

    You might consider cutting her some slack. Not a lot mind you, just a little. She IS, of course, scatterbrained. That is to be expected with one as artistic and intelligent as she is BUT she needs freedom of expression.

    Let her knit and fawn over puppies and kitties. Lil Red is there for the housekeeping and you are there for ....ummmmmmmmm......what purpose???? Oh, yes. You took up residence in the garden. Unvited as I recall. You might want to consider that in future entries.

    *defends Yetzirah to the death*

    Go catch some flies. You'll feel better for it.
  • From:
    404Error (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Jun 22 2007
    Are you sure Toad is talking to you? I think he's talking to me, and we've never even met in person! How forward of him!

    Still, if the shoe fits...
  • From:
    ImNotLisa (Legacy)
    On:
    Sat Jun 23 2007
    I seriously think Mr. Toad is talking to me. Or at least looking HARD in my direction. Yikes!! ;o)