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Hen Has Questions
Mon Sep 10 2007

[album 65561 GoofyHen2.JPG]"I cannot believe my eyes.
Another canine in the house.
Will the parade never stop?
Will the dog hair never settle?
Will the madness never end?

I'm going to need candy corn.
And lots of it."


7 Comments
  • From:
    404Error (Legacy)
    On:
    Mon Sep 10 2007
    Here, Hen, have some kettle corn. It's still sweet, but has some actual corn in it and it's better for you than all that sugar.

    Now that your feathers are smoothed a bit, just let "she who must not be named" have her parade of shelties. They make her feel happier, and a happier "she who must not be named" means a happier and more organized household.

    Remember the old saying, Hen, "If Mama ain't happy, aint nobody happy."
  • From:
    Welshamethyst (Legacy)
    On:
    Mon Sep 10 2007
    Lil Red,
    I know it's such a burden to you, these canines running around *pats your feathers*. Just let Herself work through the canine madness and she'll remember how much she loves poultry, errrrr, ummmmm, how much she loves you.

    You are the only stable influence in her life. You just have to gut it out. She'll come around. That Sand E. Coyote has a wondering eye and Y will come to realize it...........

    P.S. beware the mousetraps on the counter tops, dear........
  • From:
    Ichandra (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue Sep 11 2007
    dear little red
    I love to use psychology you know
    now let me tell you that on deeper levels of your mind you love this canine madness
    otherwise you would not want to celebrate with candy corn
    it is not like you are eating to compensate you are eating to celebrate because that is what candy corn is all about

    love and light
    ichandra
  • From:
    Welshamethyst (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue Sep 11 2007
    RYC: It's called "diarrhea of the word processor" as my friend Steve King was once quoted as saying...........
  • From:
    Allimom (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue Sep 11 2007
    Mmmmmm... Candy Corn.
    Alli
  • From:
    InStitches (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue Sep 11 2007
    Dear Red,

    The answer to all your questions is no. She has a gift for loving warm furry creatures that must not be wasted. I suppose it can be scary at times never knowing who or what might show up in your nice clean kitchen, but just remember love grows when given away freely. Things may be messy for a time, but in the end, when the pup moves on to a loving home, you will find it was worth the extra vacumming.

    In the mean time lay in a supply of candy corn to help you thru the rough patches and if you think of it pick up a package of Junior Mints for She who must not be named. As I recall she is quite fond of them and may be in need of a boost herself before she gets the puppy ready for adoption.

    Quilty
  • From:
    Pragmatist (Legacy)
    On:
    Tue Sep 11 2007
    Better find a wholesale place.


    Bless