D'vorahDavida
Yetzirah

The Gang's All Here
Fri Jun 05 2009

Fiona tired from her constant vigilance under the rosemary shrub, waiting for her chance to catch that cheeky hummingbird that taunts her every single day, took refuge at last in the backyard swing for a much needed mid afternoon nap.

[album 65561 Fiona Nap.JPG]

(Were I an English teacher, I would mark your grade way down for pretentiously wordy sentence.)

Ah, but there lies the rub ( ). You only have permission to annoy, not dictate. Much to my immense satisfaction.

(Yes, but I'm stuck to you like flypaper.)

More like a paper dragon I would say.

(Be careful Cupcake, or I'll summon The HEN.)

Reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw yesterday.  "Don't make me release the flying monkeys!"

I laugh at your Hen and raise you a flying monkey.

[album 65561 Little Miss Sunshine.JPG]

I don't LIKE the flying monkeys.
They scare me.
Make them go home.
There's no place like home....


[album 65561 GoofyHen2.JPG]

All right.
That's enough.
Everybody back to work.


(I always win in the end.)  (/snark)

6 Comments
  • From:
    Mamallama (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Jun 05 2009
    I'll raise you three cats, three dogs, a hen, three snarks, one flying monkey and a TROLL.
    Snark. Snark. Snark.
  • From:
    Blueheron (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Jun 05 2009
    Add a comma after Fiona and your pretentiously wordy sentence is grammatically correct!

    Flying monkeys???


  • From:
    Welshamethyst (Legacy)
    On:
    Fri Jun 05 2009
    That's some serious nappage goin' on there. Gosh, it seems like just yesterday that Miss Fiona was just a wee little thing and there she is all grown up ;)
  • From:
    Pragmatist (Legacy)
    On:
    Sat Jun 06 2009
    Awwww, bless her kitty heart
  • From:
    InStitches (Legacy)
    On:
    Sat Jun 06 2009
    Ummm, I have a question for (). If you call the hen and she puts EVERYONE to work how do you win? Seems to me you just shot yourself in the footnote.
  • From:
    Salamander (Legacy)
    On:
    Sat Jun 13 2009
    Don't make me release the velociraptors.